Will grasses himself up and reveals his past attempts to make it in a Boy Band, plus Drunk Auditions, DIY and Doctors who might not actually be Doctors!

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Time for some more listener questions and on this week’s 'Swift Half' we somehow go from our favourite flavour of crisps to Will trying to find his G-Spot up his arse!

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Another amazing tale from Will and this week he’s delving into the mysteries of the human mind. Warning: this episode does involve us ‘performing’ avant-garde music.

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What will life be like in 200 years time and what will people of the future think about how we lived our lives in the 21st century? We got out our Crystal Balls to take a look at life in the future and it inevitably resulted in a chat about Sex Robots. Plus Will tries some mind reading and Ray Mears v Bear Grylls.

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OK, so this one went on a wild journey that neither of us could have predicted! Will overshares in a very animated and detailed way about his toilet habits and Ralf tells the story of ‘one of the saddest days of my life’.

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It’s back to school and a history lesson on this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ . Your teacher, Mr Will Mellor, has been delving into the history books for facts about Alexander the Great and a gruesome story about the Battle of Waterloo.

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Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹

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Will has an extraordinary tale from his school days about how those little white lies can spiral completely out of control. Plus we warm up for our Tour with some ‘Would you rather’ questions, Dr Dave from Numan.com is back to discuss another health issue, some more listener questions and find out why Will would ’stick spoons all over me’.

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Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at https://twopintspodcast.co.uk/.

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WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹

Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹

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Which TV show made Will shout ‘F*ck Off’ on a train and Ralf described as ‘Unbelievable’ - find out on this week’s ’Swift Half’……that’s once Will had sorted out his ‘Life Admin’ and we could eventually get started!

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Don’t forget we’re off on Tour in November, all the details at

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Podcast live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹

WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹

Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹

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