The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

Francis yaks plenty about his recent trip to the old country. Subjects discussed include:

• London
• Fish and chips
• Sports (volleyball, snooker, cricket, darts)
• Knife, fork and spoon etiquette
• Lords of the manor
• Airport lounges
• Grocery store carts
• Weather

... and other subjects worth yakking about

Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden chat about various subjects of intellect and interest.

Malcolm in the Arctic, Francis on the World's largest cruise ship, plus personal opinions of trains, public toilets, sports terminology, phone booth museum, human genetic analysis, and of course the theories about a streaming video of a lettuce referencing a past British Prime Minister.

There is always stuff to talk about, whether it is serious or lighthearted. Sometimes, you just have to sit back, laugh and smile at our wonderful world and the actions of its residents.

Words and phrases to generate gossip: Touch Down, Try, Wickets, Rain, and Duffy the Dog.

Enjoy.

Lighthearted stories about having British family visit for two weeks, bringing familiar snacks and reigniting old British habits. This leads to conversations about family ancestry, DNA testing, and tracing roots back to the 16th century, including links to “Viking’s disease.” They joke about quirky traditions and unusual competitions around the world (e.g., wife carrying, cheese rolling, stinging nettle eating, swamp soccer, mobile phone throwing).

The family enjoys events like a Rod Stewart concert, notices differences between British and American culture (soft drink refills, ID checks, drive-through services, liquor laws, contactless payments), and observes the quirks of U.S. weather. The visit includes humorous food debates (like buttering croissants), local pub visits, and trying Guinness Zero. They wrap up reflecting on small but telling cultural contrasts that stood out to the British visitors.