East Texas is under attack… and it’s not aliens — it’s allergies. 🌲🤧 The boys kick off Episode 131 battling the great pollen invasion before diving headfirst into another chaotic round of Beer Math, courtesy of Stone.

Jake brings an all-time icebreaker to the table:

If you could have one superpower… but it’s basically useless… what are you choosing?

The answers? Questionable. The logic? Nonexistent. The confidence? Elite.

We also crack open and review Scare Bears, the sour from Martin House Brewing Company — and let’s just say… it’s an experience.

Then we get delusional (as usual) and debate which Olympic sport we could realistically compete in if we trained for two years. From precision sports to pure athletic delusion, the takes are bold and wildly optimistic.

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Allergies. Useless powers. Sour chaos. Beer Math.

It’s just another normal night at Two Beers and a Mic. 🍺🎙️

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In this episode, the guys dive back into some questionable beer math and try to make sense of numbers that probably shouldn’t be trusted after a couple of drinks. We crack open the Cutwater Vodka Mule and put it to the test to see if it earns a spot in the rotation or gets left on the shelf.

Jake also brings an icebreaker question to the table—one that somehow involves elephants, invisibility, and airports—and it sends the conversation in directions no one saw coming.

We also talk about the Seahawks’ Super Bowl victory and how Jake feels about finally seeing his team win it all. From there, the discussion shifts into some surprisingly practical territory as we brainstorm creative ways to turn everyday expenses into homemade, DIY solutions that might actually save some money.

Cold drinks, strange hypotheticals, football talk, and a little life-hack energy—this episode has a bit of everything. 🍻🎤

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In Episode 129, the guys crack open the black can from Long Drink and attempt to give it a proper review… but as usual, the conversation takes a few wild turns along the way.

We debate some everyday scenarios and decide whether they’re trash or elite, which leads to some surprisingly strong opinions and a few questionable takes. Then things get even more ridiculous when we ask the important question: if each finger could produce one liquid, what would you choose? Hydration? Convenience? Chaos? The answers say a lot about a person.

It’s another episode full of cold drinks, dumb debates, and absolutely unnecessary hypotheticals.

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Crack a cold one and enjoy Episode 129. 🍻🎤

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