Trump Claims Another Victory, Chris Wray Quits in Disgrace

[SEGMENT 1-1] Christopher Wray is quitting "So, Christopher Wray says he’s quitting? Is that how they’re spinning it? As if keeping his job was an option. This guy isn’t walking out the door—he’s being shot out of a CANNON. If the DOJ were 'The Apprentice,' there’d be no cliffhanger for the next season, because we know who’s getting FIRED! And don’t get me started on his testimony to Congress.Asking Christopher Wray a question is like asking a Magic 8-Ball with commitment issues: 'Director Wray, what’s your shoe size?' 'Well, Congressman, as you know, I can’t comment on ongoing investigations…' 'Your shoes are under investigation?' “As I said, I can’t comment about something that may or may not be under investigation.” Let’s talk about his accomplishments—or lack thereof. [SEGMENT 1-2] Christopher Wray is quitting 2 How many terror attacks happened on Wray’s watch where the FBI already had the bad guy profiled? Isn’t it ironic, though that almost every mass murderer in recent memory had the FBI’s attention beforehand. But they were all dismissed as 'not a person of interest.' Why? Because Wray’s agents were too busy tailing legal gun owners and ignoring trans maniacs openly posting their manifestos on Facebook.It’s like the FBI motto has gone from 'Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity' to 'Oops, Our Bad.' Sick twisted maniacs were practically live-streaming their plots, and wearing ‘Future Terrorist’ shirts…and the FBI was like, 'Hmm… we’ll keep an eye on it.' These shooters had more red flags than a Communist parade, and Wray’s team is out here playing Candy Crush. Apparently, the FBI search-engine bots no longer search for keyword terrorist, but instead look for MAGA. And it only searches the database for legal gun owners. The FBI couldn’t unlock the San Bernardino shooter’s iPhone but can unlock doors at Mar-a-Lago like they’ve got the master key.I mean, they raided Trump’s house faster than you can say “classified documents,” but when it’s a literal terrorist? "Oh no, Apple says we need a passcode!" Did Wray try “1234”? No wonder the terrorists weren’t scared. I’d be willing to bet that most of America’s terrorists have “FBI Chris” as a contact in their phones. And let’s not forget his crowning achievement: locking up over 1,000 unarmed January 6th protesters for four years. Four years for trespassing! But hey, you’re safer now, right?While actual terrorists are probably planning their next move from the comfort of an Airbnb in Ohio, the FBI’s like, 'We got those grandmas who took selfies in the rotunda. Mission accomplished.' Understand, the FBI infiltrates January 6th and dresses up as Trump supporters. Wray refuses to say how many agents were there, because so many were there. And what of that guy who planted the so-called bomb? Would it surprise anybody to learn that the guy is one of Wray’s agents? [SEGMENT 1-3] Christopher Wray is quitting 3 I bet you won’t hear anybody discuss Chris Wray like I’m discussing him. This man writes the comedy. He’s the Barney Fife of FBI folklore Worse than Comey, because we expected so much more from Wray. Christmas is coming up, and I want to do a Christmas show soon.I don’t like how commercialized Christmas has become, because you get bombarded with things to buy. But I get it. I hope you will look at some of our merch as potential Christmas presents. I want to discuss Christmas songs soon. I have so many favorite Christmas songs. I heard a lady discussing her Christmas party play list, which prompted me to potentially do a show on that. And what about the raid on Trump’s home? The national security threat of a president who got us out of multiple wars, negotiated peace in the Middle East, brought the two Koreas together, but he was a national security threat? So much so that they need to raid his home with a “kill order” given by a demented clown who doesn’t know whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch?And let’s not forget Joe Biden had actual documents next to his Corvette. Wray’s response: "Oh, that’s just Grandpa being Grandpa." They treat Trump’s papers like nuclear launch codes, but Joe’s stuff is fine even though it’s stored under a pile of Chinese wire transfer documents in a box in the garage. [SEGMENT 1-4] Chrisopher Wray is quitting 4 Chris Wray is quitting. How will America survive without him at the helm of the FBI. Don’t you feel just a little more anxious with him leaving. How will the world work? All jokes aside, I feel safer now that Chris Wray is leaving the FBI.This transition period may be the only one in recent history where the most solid citizens of America aren’t being targeted for something stupid. The FBI is an enigma to me. Because it treated the best citizens of America like criminals while wholly ignoring real criminals, including terrorists.From the Steele dossier to blatant lying...