Welcome to TrowelCast — the official, semi-professional, occasionally disputable podcast of the Turnell Challenge Cup. The only competition where friendship is tested, rules are optional, and everyone seems to “coincidentally” win their own event.

This week, we kick off our exclusive five-part series:

“Know Thy Competitor” — a deep dive into the minds, methods, and mild manipulations of the champions behind the chaos.

And who better to start with than the man known as Mr. Nice,

Mr. Modest,

Mr. “Oh I just happened to win” —

Yes, it’s time to meet… Owen Burgess.

Today, we shift our gaze away from the main arena — away from the Lycra, the leaderboards, and the suspicious number of laser-based events.

We tell the story of the unsung heroes… or possibly the long-suffering villains.

If there’s one thing harder than winning the Turnell Challenge Cup……it’s being married to someone who has.

Welcome to Trowelcast, the official, slightly chaotic, deeply competitive, and entirely unnecessary podcast of The Turnell Challenge Cup.

Today, we dive headfirst into Challenge Number 9.

Will Andrew defend his crown with quiet menace? Will Pete redeem himself with a challenge of legendary difficulty or incomprehensible rules? And will anyone want to walk through the big smoke holding the new trophy?