Trick R Treat: Fitness Myths That Refuse To Die

What does your rotten health attitude struggle with most?

Start with the noise and jokes, stay for the clarity. We’re taking a scalpel to the health and fitness myths people keep running into —from GLP-1 panic to the 6 pm food curfew —and giving you the simple playbook that actually holds up. First up: GLP-1s like Wegovy and Ozempic don’t “melt muscle.” Rapid weight loss on a low-protein diet does. If your appetite goes down and you eat less of the same low-protein meals, you risk losing lean mass.

The fix is straightforward: keep protein high, strength train 2 to 3 times per week, and add fibre so you can stick to the plan.

Next, we crack the late-night eating myth. Calories at 9 pm are still calories. The real problem is behaviour: TV, wine, snacks, and decision fatigue. Some people even adhere better to more evening carbs when total calories are matched. Use a time window if it helps curb the 9 pm spiral, but don’t let a clock bully you. Then we take on sugar “addiction.” Your brain lights up with sugar, but it also lights up with hugs. That’s not the clinical definition of addiction. Ultra-palatable foods are engineered to be easy to overeat. The practical move is less demonising and more structured: protein-forward meals, fibre for fullness, treats without moral drama, and fewer opportunities to mindlessly graze.

We also address fears of insulin and fructose.

No, you can’t store fat in a chronic calorie deficit because insulin “traps” it there. Fructose in fruit is not a poison; context and total energy matter.

Spot reduction? Still a myth. Crunches build ab endurance, not selective fat loss. You’ll get a slimmer waist with a steady calorie deficit, lifting to keep muscle, and movement you can repeat all week. Breakfast myths fade too: your metabolism never shuts off, and meal frequency doesn’t stoke anything special.

Finally, we wind down with a tight review of Trick' R Treat, a cult Halloween favourite whose rules are actually memorable: wear a costume, respect the jack-o’-lantern, and check your sweets. If only diet advice were that tidy. Until then, here’s what is: energy balance, protein, fibre, strength training, steps, and sleep.

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