It’s cuffing season, and the boys are at their most raw, real, and ready for the relationship rollercoaster. Johnny, Ian, and Juan dive into the chaos of early dating with Daddy Yes or Daddy No, a takedown of “throning,” and a rapid-fire tour through ghosting, drawers-too-soon energy, and men who share their location before they share a kiss.Johnny wants warmth without the drama, Ian questions whether he wants love or just the gold star, and Juan reminds us that tiny gestures matter more than any trend.

Dating in New York is wild.Cuffing season is wilder.

The boys warm up the vocal cords and the feels. Ian claims his Will Arnett era, Johnny side-eyes, and we all pick our 16–32 bars: “When the Children Are Asleep,” “Joanna,” and “Ilona” make an appearance. From there we get into Election Day hope, why musicals always eat, and how the internet’s rage cycle is starving real community. We unpack soft girl/soft wife life vs trad wife grit, talk SNAP cuts and actual neighbor-to-neighbor kindness, and remember what cheering at the marathon (or just running errands with friends) can do for a soul. Less cop, more community; put down the phone, pick up your people. Plus: checking bags as self-care, executive dysfunction confessions, and a teaser for next week’s return to mess—love, sex, friendship, and a little Lily Allen discourse. Tune in, breathe out, and let the ball keep boop-boop-bouncing!

It’s the witching hour at Tres Leches and the boys are wigged out …literally. Johnny, Ian, and Juan record late at night in full Nicole Kidman drag to honor the patron saint of wigs and chaos herself. From Stepford Wives to The Undoing, they talk all things spooky: horror movies that actually slap, real-life scares (aging, empathy, back pain, the economy), and the haunting realization that Gen Z thinks Sex and the City is vintage?!?! They also talk spooky dating tricks & treats, bad habits that creep back in, and how to be the ghost in your own attic…with a few blood-curdling screams for good measure.

Two years of leche, laughter, and a whole lot of growth — honey, the growth! The ladies who leche are celebrating our podcastiversary with heart, humor, and just the right amount of chaos. We’re looking back at our favorite moments, the controversial ones, and the magic of keeping a friendship (and a podcast) alive this long. Here’s to two years of cake, cariño, and conversation that still hits just right.

The gals of Tres Leches are finally back in the same room — one mic, two swivel chairs, and a questionable amount of velour. Recorded live from East Harlem (aka the Gay Panic Room™), Johnny, Ian, and Juan celebrate two years of milk the only way they know how: by oversharing and intellectualizing pop culture until it cries.

We cover it all — from Buena Vista Social Club and why Cuba is basically the Willy Wonka Factory of trauma, to Diane Keaton’s heavenly ascension and the gay grief it unleashed. We talk queer media that actually slaps (Boots, Wayward, Ho Church) and why supporting queer art matters more than subtweeting it. There’s fresh-towel discourse, Wicked-themed cleaning products, and a hard-hitting debate on fabric softener no one asked for but everyone needs.

Somewhere between Broadway talkbacks, Blockbuster nostalgia, and debating how often you should wash your sheets, we stumble into something real: why New York’s friction makes you feel alive, why queer friendship is holy, and why Diane Keaton is forever the patron saint of beige chaos.

It’s kooky. It’s meaningful. It smells like Le Labo and chisme.

This week the ladies who leche get into the chaos of wanting it all but never feeling like it’s enough—money! men! food! prosperity! They get into TikTok Shop scams, New York rent & how 5,000 ads a day are priming us for the more is more complex. All while unpacking open relationships, and the art of picking up the dinner check! Johnny, Ian, and Juan break down the culture of “more, more, more… how do we like it?” Sometimes abundance feels empty, but at least there’s wine… and Tres Leches.

Ian, Juan, and Johnny settle in (Juan’s feet finally supported) and find religion in Cardi B’s new album—an old-school rollout, no-skip opener, and the People’s Princess doing press like it’s 2003. “Shoes? $500. Glasses? $700. Outfit? $20. Get your money up, bitch. "We get into why art hits different in dark times (from Singin’ in the Rain to Wicked), the diva-as-lifeline pipeline, Megan Thee Stallion’s happiness arc, and a Kinky Boots runway tale with a bedazzled heel and a prayer.

The LECHE is overflowing this week - no guest - just Johnny, Ian, and Juan going back to basics (cue Christina Aguilera) with a supersized spilled milk! From cool girl dating dilemmas, to shower hook ups with straight besties, from toxic work environments, to manifesting cozy fall energy, (maybe with a bae, maybe not) we’re pouring a whole gallon of unfiltered spilled milk and sharp advice. Strap and get comfy because we’re coming at you fast ….(cue Demi Lovato).