EPISODE 188 – JURASSIC PARK III (ft. Clayton)

“That is a feature, not a bug, of the Jurassic franchise, is you’re gonna have some little stinkers.”

Clayton joins us again to discuss one of the less-bad JP sequels, Jurassic Park III! This week, Chris’s dad is changed by the film; Clayton Corners himself; Brandon plans out the franchise’s next steps; Brian says something good about the Jurassic World movies; and Ashley is disappointed by the Parent’s Guide.

BTW: “The Gang Gets Stranded On Isla Sorna”!

Starring: Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Téa Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, Trevor Morgan, Michael Jeter, John Diehl, Bruce A. Young, Laura Dern, Taylor Nichols, and Mark Harelik

Directed by Joe Johnston

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EPISODE 187 – INTERLUDE: RANDOM RANTS

No Ashley this week, so it’s up to the Fartasses to talk about whatever topics we like. Predictably, a lot of it’s about videogames.

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EPISODE 186 – STAR KID

“The kid tries to Refuse the Call an hour into the film!”

The gang’s all here for Brandon’s pick, where Jurassic Park Kid gets trapped in a robot suit! This week, Brandon might not have actually seen the movie; Chris isn’t the one to say it; Ashley goes to Sephora; and Brian compares the film to Sinners.

BTW: Somehow this passes the Bechdel Test!

Starring: Joe Mazzello, Arthur Burghardt, Alex Daniels, Joey Simmrin, Brian Simpson, Richard Gilliland, Corinne Bohrer, Ashlee Levitch, Lauren Eckstrom, and (unfortunately) Danny Masterson

Directed by Manny Coto

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EPISODE 185 – INTERLUDE: Mt. Rushmore (Based-on-TV & Video Games)

This week, we each offer up our picks for the Mt. Rushmores of movies based on TV shows (easy mode) and video games (hard mode)!

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EPISODE 184 – RAT RACE (ft. Alex Brennan)

“Do you guys remember when we judged people for liking Hitler?”

We don’t have a Brandon this week, but we do have Alex Brennan to talk about the pre-9/11 ensemble comedy Rat Race! This week, Chris gets rejected by a time-share scam; Alex’s mom recognizes John Cleese; Brian explains Always Sunny; and Ashley learns about that infamous One Tree Hill scene.

BTW: Release the Zucker Cut!

Starring: Breckin Meyer, Amy Smart, Cuba Gooding Jr., Seth Green, Vince Vieluf, Lanei Chapman, Whoopi Goldberg, Jon Lovitz, Kathy Najimy, Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese, Dave Thomas, Kathy Bates, and Smash Mouth

Directed by Jerry Zucker

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EPISODE 183 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Round 3

It’s a Chris-less interlude, but meanwhile Ashley has some new questions for us to answer!

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EPISODE 182 – ALMOST FAMOUS

“That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: it’s another week where I have to tell people to ignore the name of our podcast.”

Secret Santa Summer closes out with Chris’s gift to Ashley: the Oscar-winning music comedy-drama Almost Famous! This week, Brian handwaves the Chipmunk Theory; Ashley defends the mom; Brandon gives Ashley pick-up advice; and Chris chooses his last words.

BTW: The Old Lady Voice Drinking Game!

Starring: Patrick Fugit, Kate Hudson, Billy Crudup, Frances McDormand, Jason Lee, Zooey Deschanel, Anna Paquin, Fairuza Balk, Noah Taylor, Jimmy Fallon, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Directed by Cameron Crowe

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EPISODE 181 – INTERLUDE: TRAVEL MOVIES

We’re here to talk about movies we’ve watched on planes, trains, and automobiles—but more importantly, we’ve got a new character voice we’re going to run into the ****ing ground!

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