It's Christmas in Sunnyvale - time to open the new trailer bar, smoke Randy's sh*tty joint, and shop vac the turkey... wait, what the f**k?!! There's also killer Yule cats, KFC chicken parties, and a treasure hunt to Columbia. Have a good one, see ya in 2026!

Ricky's been hitting the indica hard and he's ready for a power nap! Before his brain gets totally fried, he and Julian discuss how to clone pets, why identical twins are f**ked, and the awesomeness of donair soup. Plus: What would you choose - a machete or booze?

Get high with Ricky and Julian and take a trip (in a heated helicopter) to the tippy top of the planet of the Earth, the Arctic! They also discuss giant spiders, high clouds, and words that got all f**ked up. Plus: Why is baseball such a f**karound?!

Would you like your Ricky baked, grilled or boiled? He's got big plans to heat up the trailer, as long as the fuckin' fire department doesn't find out! Julian's got news on killer eagles, AI music, and the worst way to get out of Christmas shopping. Plus: What in the flyin' fuck is 6-7?!

Where the f**k are the cheeseburgers, Randy? Right in his friggin' grease locker! Maybe the Boys can feast on nutmeg, deep-fried egg nuggets, and an ancient Big Mac instead? There's also cosmic space facts, an aggressive squirrel, and a greasy hot flash!

Randy brings the burgers to Park After Dark... shame they're cold as frig! And where's Ricky's f**kin' condiments?! Randy gives his opinion of Julian's new look, and why he thinks ChatBONER is f**ked. Also on the menu: merkins, nudists, and a ravenous polar bear!

Ricky's back from his jail hockey victory! What does he think of Julian's new look, and which hunky action star does he most resemble? He also meets Julian's f**ked AI pal, and discovers catnip wine. Plus: Julian's Air China mystery meal misery!

Julian prepares for a special date, with the help of guest stars Tracy and Martina! But will he get the Peaky Blinders look he's after? There's also an update on Ricky's jail vacation, and Bubbles' search for an alien asteroid. Plus: A Louvre jewel heist life hack!