Track Attack: Signed, Sealed, Gaslit (CMAT, Twenty One Pilots, Cardi B)

This week, Brandito’s out, so Mel, Incredibob, and AppalachianRose dive into a batch of singles that feel like a group chat full of exes, chaos, and drive-thru therapy. From Megan Moroney’s “6 Months Later” heartbreak blues to CMAT’s “Jamie Oliver Petrol Station” fever dream, we’re unpacking relationship delusions (“we never dated”), legal limbo (“The Contract”), emotional yelling (“HOW DOES IT FEEL?”), and whatever turf war Cardi B’s waging in “Outside.”

It’s giving:💔 situationships,📜 binding documents,⛽️ snacks that may or may not be metaphors.

If you’ve ever cried at a gas station or drafted a breakup text in Notes, this episode’s for you.

00:00 Introduction

08:52 6 Months Later - Megan Moroney

016:19 The Jamie Oliver Petrol Station - CMAT

26:23 we never dated - sombr

34:55 The Contract - Twenty One Pilots

48:02 HOW DOES IT FEEL? - The Kid LAROI

54:33 Outside - Cardi B