Tom and Dave do a deep plunge into the strange, silver-sphere-philled world of Don Coscarelli's Phantasm — and everything that followed. The "boyssss" review the entire Phantasm saga, philm by philm, sphere by sphere, unpacking its surreal mythology, cult legacy, and decades-spanning characters. Tons of Tall Man talk, folks. Enjoy!

It’s a Christmas quickie and Tom and Dave are not on the same list. They tackle Dead End (2003) and the 2025 remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night and immediately spiral into a festive feud where Tom blames all of the world's problems on Rohan Campbell. Opinions are loud, patience is thin, and the real slashing comes from the commentary. Naughty, nice, and deeply judgmental—just how Christmas should be. 🎄

Two friends, three werewolves, zero restraint. In this episode, Dave and Tom sink their teeth into Wes Craven's very regrettable Cursed (2005), the very ’80s Silver Bullet, based on the Stephen King graphic novel Cycle of the Werewolf, and the absolutely unhinged Howling II. Starring Christopher Lee. Grab a Dunkin refresher for Tom and an old fashioned for Dave, avoid the full moon, and come for the horror… stay for the gay innuendo.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Halloween Spooktacular: Night of the Living Dead (1990), Dead Sleep & The Strangers: Chapter One

It’s Halloween at THWTP and Dave and Tom are celebrating the gayest way possible — by locking the doors, dimming the lights, and playing their favorite game: "close your eyes and guess is it the inside of a pumpkin or something else"! First off is Tom Savini’s slick remake Night of the Living Dead (1990), to the bizarre medical nightmare Dead Sleep, and finally the tense, mask-wearing mayhem of The Strangers: Chapter One, the boys unpack the terror, camp, and chocolate things!

The summer episode is here! The guys watched The Substance, Final Destination Bloodlines and Sinners! Enjoy!

***Special Video Episode***

Thanks for joining us on our final episode of the season and first time on VIDEO! Today the gang discuss "cemetery movies". First off is the early Bill Paxton film Mortuary! Which has a no-longer-pure Mary Elizabeth McDonough, fresh off The Waltons and ready to get dirty! Next up is the sickest, goriest piece of Italian sleaze ever to wash ashore, The Gates of Hell aka City of the Living Dead. By the maestro himself, Lucio Fulci. Also! Dave blesses us with his in-person Fulci story! Finally it's a freaky, funhouse of a film.. the fart-tastic Spookies! Enjoy folks and let us know what you think of Tom's complexion!

Today's movies are:

Mother's Day, Pig Killer, Jaws the Revenge

Producer's Note: please forgive the echo in this episode. We recorded by candle light in an ancient cathedral in the mountains.

Join Dave and Tom as they slip into some leather chaps, pick out their favorite colored hanky and take a sweaty (and judgy) tour of some gay themed horror movies!

First off is an incestuous little film about a boy, his deranged mother and lots of milk! Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981) aka Night Warning. Starring Susan Tyrrell, Jimmy McNichol, Bo Svenson and an early appearance from Bill Paxton!

Next up is a sneaky little release from Vinegar Syndrome called Hanging Heart (1989) which has gay themes ✅ camp appeal ✅ and loads of head scratching ✅.

Finally it’s a detour to the meat packing district with the legendary Cruising by Exorcist director (not Exorcist 3!) William Friedkin and starring Al Pacino as the very scared looking undercover cop / real actor who doesn’t quite know which movie he signed up for. This is the roughest of all trades, folks! Enjoy!