Time Ram goes into the shower alone and encounters Colin Baker's 'The Curse of Fenric'. In the process, we discover serious over-writing, Takis and Lilt, Mountain Dew, Jacques Cousteau and slippery babies! Listen in for more of this nonsense and to discover the answer to everything! It's in there somewhere.

Time Ram enjoys a cup of tea with two lumps (and sugar) as we take on the famously unfinished Shada, finishing it off with Patrick Troughton... then losing it again. Oh well, at least it's festive, what with Jamie's deadly porridge pot, long actresses and a song from Kamelion. Christmas? Beat you, cock!

Time Ram come down in a meteorite storm with 'The Seeds of Doom', now updated from the Tom Baker era to Matt Smith! We try not to outstay our welcome with interesting facts about Armand Horse, false beards, plant ravishment and Scorby cracks. Join us and become obsessed with pods!

Time Ram gets in touch with its inner Chibnall as we zhuzh up '42', promoting it from the David Tennant era to Peter Davison! Ok, so we lose Freema Agyeman, but we gain Turlough agency, popstars a-plenty, a proper nyeurrrgh, and JNT's most inexplicable decision. Also: Beryl Reid in a sweaty vest! What's not to love?

Time Ram becomes relentlessly grandiloquent as we examine 'The Two Doctors' which has now been displaced to star Jodie Whittaker and Paul McGann! This time the boys argue about wigs, get the fear of Flux and wish for hats. Helmets Off, tongues out and don't miss Fuzzy Mist at the end!

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Time Ram learns what works and what doesn't, as we attempt to translate Peter Capaldi's 'The Woman Who Lived' into the William Hartnell era! Listeners of a nervous disposition may need to turn away as we mix up man-cows with French spies, paint Charles Hawtrey silver and free Susan's ring. It must be the extreme old age...

It's unlimited rice pudding for all, as Time Ram takes Remembrance of the Daleks and smooshes the Twelfth Doctor into it, finding out why creepy schoolgirls are completely invisible to '60s businessmen, and exactly what Dalek Putey's wife thought about his political downfall. Grab your Runcible Spoon and dig in!

Time Ram cracks on with 'Genesis of the Daleks', now starring Jodie Whittaker and the fam! Or most of them. What are Temmosus' parental issues? Who were Davros' design team? Have you met Sevrin's little friend? All this and how to liven up your sex life!