This Is YOUR Motherf***in Program

After an unexpected week off, I’m back with a life update packed episode, chismosas! We catch up on everything from my latest obsessions (hello, HydroJug and dirty sodas) to finally getting all my doctor’s appointments in, including a full-body skin check and saying goodbye to my emotional support skin tag. I share how Vivi’s cheer season wrapped up with a rollercoaster state competition, and we dive deep into the latest season of Love Is Blind—who fumbled, who settled, who should’ve never been on the show, and why I feel so strongly about parents bringing kids into these experiments.

We also talk Bad Bunny and Gabriela allegedly being so back, and what that says about privacy, PR relationships, and real love.

To close, I get real about career pivots in your 30s and beyond: the pressure women feel to be “on time,” what it’s like to question your path at 34–35, and why it is never too late to reinvent yourself, start over, or build the life you actually want. This is your program. You can become the woman you were meant to be at any age!

If you’ve been feeling “behind” in life, this episode is your reminder that you’re not behind at all... you’re just becoming.