They Live (1988) – John Carpenter’s Alien Conspiracy, Rowdy Roddy Piper’s Mullet, and the Greatest Alley Fight Ever Filmed

John Carpenter’s They Live isn’t just a movie — it’s a prophecy wrapped in a suplex.

Adam, Jeff, and Steve throw on the sunglasses to see the truth: the 1980s were ruled by aliens, Reaganomics, and bad cable reception.

This episode’s got it all:

• Rowdy Roddy Piper’s finest hour (and finest mullet)

• The six-minute alley fight that changed history

• Bubblegum flights, hat tier lists, and why Mr. Belvedere got hurt sitting down

• Carpenter’s rage, capitalism’s collapse, and Steve ranking sunglasses like it’s March Madness

Put the glasses on, hit play, and prepare for the chaos.

REWIND OR DIE: THEY LIVE — chew bubblegum, kick ass, and subscribe before the aliens do.