The Wasting Room

"Nightmares like all sickly malformed children,have a point of conception and birth. Mine was birthed in my elementary school vile and caustic..." Story by Santiagodelmar. Narration & Music by Dr. Creepen van Pasta. End credits by the wonderfully talented Tanner Stokes.

Stalking a Dear Old Friend

I've been listening to Creepypastas for years and the first narrator who really mesmerized me was Dr. Creepen. The 'Von Pasta' is news to me and I suspect he married into the Von Pastas to earn the title but this in no way undermines his excellence. His wry sense of humor, his superb taste in story selection to say nothing of his elegant delivery and superb production make him a genius of the genre. It's also no small matter that he narrated what I still consider the most terrifying Creepypasta I've ever heard -'Into The Maw'. So I have been listening and commenting on his stories for years on YouTube. Some may ask why since he absolutely never responds. To this I say there's no reason to be offended since I'm the only one he ignores with so reliably. Also the Von Pastas have been notorious snobs for centuries. Furthermore a man who produces such quantities of top notch horror of every variety has no time to pause for a corn-shucking cracker such as myself. Seeing him attain such high visibility on Audible both vindicates my own taste and fills me with pride in a man who couldn't be more deserving.
As the Phantom Dictator of Crankhor says in 'Attack of The Neptune Men' - "Release the caustic vapors !!". I am delighted to see Dr.Creepen releasing his own caustic vapors in a
ever more billowing clouds across the internet. He sets the bar in horror storytelling excellence and is extremely kind to his admirers with the exception of myself. Support him !