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  • Max & George Discuss All The Highs & Horrors of Uni-Halls!

    Max & George Discuss All The Highs & Horrors of Uni-Halls!
    Aug 13 2025
    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing they are. This week we have a special bonus episode made possible by Student Roost! If you're looking for student accommodation a little less chaotic, find out more at studentroost.co.uk. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

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    46 m
  • Max Talks About What Logan Paul Did At WWE New York!!!

    Max Talks About What Logan Paul Did At WWE New York!!!
    Aug 10 2025

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    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


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    47 m
  • George Tells Us The True Story Behind Vikstar123 DJing TOMORROWLAND...

    George Tells Us The True Story Behind Vikstar123 DJing TOMORROWLAND...
    Aug 3 2025

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    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


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    53 m
  • Max & Andrew Have Sushi Mukbang With Eevee & Discuss Trisha Paytas Baby Conspiracy

    Max & Andrew Have Sushi Mukbang With Eevee & Discuss Trisha Paytas Baby Conspiracy
    Jul 27 2025

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    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


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    48 m
  • Max's Parents Went On A Spicy Cruise!!! & Georges Awkward Fan Interaction In New York

    Max's Parents Went On A Spicy Cruise!!! & Georges Awkward Fan Interaction In New York
    Jul 20 2025

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    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



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    You can also listen here:


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    47 m
  • Max's Puppy Reveal!! & The Boys Talk Max Meeting The King!!!

    Max's Puppy Reveal!! & The Boys Talk Max Meeting The King!!!
    Jul 6 2025

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    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



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    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg

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    1 h y 8 m
  • Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

    Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
    Jun 29 2025

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    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



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    You can also listen here:


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    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg

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    1 h y 9 m
  • Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

    Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
    Jun 22 2025

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    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


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    OR


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


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    You can also listen here:


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    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


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    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1


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    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg

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    55 m