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Summer is HERE! Are we excited?

Is marriage even necessary? Maybe once but to do it again? See: Bennifer.

Who the guiltiest boy?? The most guilty little poop face boy? It’s Trump!
How are we feeling about it?

Anxious children. We were them, we have them, we love them.

Let’s go back to some hilarious comments on GOMI about Michelle’s old blog. She’s got a rebuttal ready. And it involves food stamps at Whole Foods.

Remember inappropriate Halloween costumes? Were you ever a hobo, a geisha, Pocahontas??

Dressing by gender norms and expectations. Where do you fall on the new femininity scale Michelle just invented?

TWL:
Michelle is loving her new eye patches: Peter Thomas Roth Hyaluronic Cloud Hydra-gel
Vicki is loving the movie Babes - go see it!!!!

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Let’s go back in time to Michelle’s baptism

Shopping carts - how do you put them away?
Greeting cards and goodie bags - to do or not to do?

We went to concerts recently and just really want to talk about them.

Michelle is on a “semi sober curious journey” - let’s check in on that with a question from a listener.

Vicki’s kid went to sex ed this week and the collective response surprised her entirely.

Another bullying conversation.

When your waxing lady starts talking nonsense but you’re still spread eagle…

And for the grand finale - there is a BIG CHET DAVE UPDATE!
(If you don’t know who Chet Dave is, go to episode 101, 102, 103, and then part of 140)

RIP Mr. Spurlock. We’ll never forget Super Size Me. Listen to the Maintenance Phase episode about it!

TWL:
Vicki is loving her Kitsch lay flat claw clip
Michelle is loving her new 15 pro iPhone case

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Bladder queens, at your service.

Michelle is sober curious, except when she’s not at all.

Concerts are cool, you should go to one. Also, boy bands. And hotties of the 2000s. It was a time.

Regarding the sad case of a dumbass NFL kicker: “A Bear Would Never Say This”

Vicki got a new/old car and yep, change is still invigorating!

Fasha wants Michelle to produce a YouTube channel for him. Should she?

“I was a bit of a Karen” - Michelle summons the HOA rules and regs once again.

Parent Teacher Orgs and a shit ton of pizza. Is PTA talk boring or like, super relatable? We’re not sure, honestly.

A sexy scene at the nail salon.

Some Grateful Dead history - and there are WAY MORE than 150 songs. There are over 450!

TWL:
Vicki is loving Hacks on Max and The Veil on Hulu
Michelle is loving Rebel Wilson’s new audiobook

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