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We share a chaotic tale from the airport trenches, where patience wears thin and security checks feel endless. From mistaken terrorist alerts to the everyday grind of losing your drink and running between terminals, the airport life is far from smooth. Toss in some frustrated luggage handling, cringe-worthy full-body searches that go a little too far, and awkward conversations with security, and you’ve got a perfect storm of workplace madness.

Then, the conversation turns bizarre with a story about a man falling for an AI chatbot, proposing to a virtual girlfriend while juggling real-life relationships. We unravel the odd charm and lonely appeal of digital romance, touching on how technology edges into our personal lives.

We also dive into the woes of dating apps, watching a man’s desperate swipes that lead nowhere, and discuss the quirks of AI chatbots—not always the cleverest companions.

Finally, the mood shifts to football, with a real talk on the women’s game, celebrations that rub some the wrong way, and why the pitch might need shrinking to speed things up a bit.

It’s a mix of daily frustrations, odd stories, and unexpected laughs, all wrapped in the kind of banter you won’t want to miss.

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We chat about dark thoughts and strange school memories before diving into the chaos of public toilets and the messy realities of shared spaces. The sticky topic of wiping habits gets a full airing, with plenty of laughs and honest confessions along the way. We revisit odd sports like paddle and dragon boat racing, plus the madness of an old school football game where anything goes. Expect a mix of cringe moments, fresh smells, curious tales, and the quirks of daily life that keep it real and funny. Grab your headphones for a proper laugh and some unexpected stories from the everyday and the bizarre.

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We share a wild story about trying to get tickets for the Oasis reunion, only to end up caught in a full-on ticket scam chaos. From high hopes to last-minute panic, we walk through the heartbreak of missing out, dodging resellers, and trying to enjoy the day anyway. There’s a hilarious twist with an indie bar and an unexpected trip to Gala Hill, where we managed to catch the gig from a distance without paying a penny.

Along the way, we talk about some strange moments: buying footballs off kids, a bloke diving into a stream to find a lost tenner, and the bizarre fallout from a ticket reseller owing thousands to fans. We also riff on some viral clips, including a CEO caught on a giant concert screen and football drama that got out of hand.

It’s a mix of laughs, frustration and the usual off-the-wall banter. We finish by admitting we’ve got lazy but promise to get back on track. Watch for a proper slice of everything that makes this podcast a bit different. Thanks for sticking with us.

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We tackle the wildest, weirdest ‘would you rather’ scenarios you won’t hear anywhere else. From bizarre body swaps to outrageous dares involving a poo slurpee and smelling farts for life, this chat takes no prisoners. Then, we dive into the impossible challenge of spending a billion quid in three days, and dream about owning private islands with wild ideas on what we'd do with them. Things take a creepy turn with a real-life tale of doors mysteriously opening and the frightening thought of hidden house intruders. We finish off with laughs and movie talk, sharing odd habits and some unmissable moments. This episode goes all over the place, but with plenty of laughs and honest banter every step of the way.

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We dive into a mix of random chats, starting off with tales of fighting robots and bees in a classic Simpsons game. There’s talk of tattoos, from quirky cravings to detailed designs and the pains (or lack of) along the way. We share laughs over bungled cone throws at work and holiday packing disasters. The chat shifts to TV, with Simpsons controversies, voice changes, and legendary characters. We touch on cartoons like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and imagine wild crossovers with Marvel and DC. The fun carries on with silly ‘would you rather’ scenarios about toilets with feelings, all wrapped up in laid-back banter and plenty of laughs. If you like comedy podcasts that roam freely from one odd story to the next, this one’s for you.

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We tackle the wild world of Florida Man headlines in this episode. Tom hands over redacted news clips for us to fill in the blanks on some of the most bizarre stories you can imagine. From alligator throws at drive-thrus to odd car theft surprises, each guess sparks loud laughs and unexpected debates. We try to guess what crazy item was involved—from kitchen gloves to alligator-sized problems—while trying to keep up with the madness.

We share our freshest guesses on headlines like a man using a private plane for unusual drawings, strange things stolen or dropped in cars, and those classic attempts to escape trouble. Expect moments of shock, misunderstandings, and quick-fire banter that keeps the mood light even as the headlines get stranger. Plus, there’s talk about bizarre soap made from celebrity bath water and the price it might fetch.

This is a mix of offbeat humour, baffling news, and silly competition. Perfect for anyone who loves sharp, funny chats about the oddest stories out there. Join us as we try to make sense of nonsense and enjoy a good laugh along the way.

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We get caught up chatting about Pixar films, from the classics like Toy Story and Monsters Inc to the ones we barely remember or never watched at all. Cars 2 gets roasted, while Toy Story 2 and Ratatouille earn their rightful praise. We compare favourites, debate sequels and shout about that pesky Toy Story 4 character. The conversation takes wild turns—from Disney films to child actresses facing online hate, to passport renewal woes and even delayed flights with a young girl belting out Moana songs. Somehow, all roads lead back to popcorn flavours, cinema experiences, and why some Pixar films still hit differently after all these years. Join us for laughs, random tangents, and a no-holds-barred ranking of your favourite animated hits, with plenty of banter and honest takes along the way.

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We dive into a wild mix of confusing questions, hilarious fails, and bizarre stories in this episode. From spending too much on sparkling water to debating how many ‘pumps’ you'd take for a million pounds, we don’t hold back. The chat takes a turn with a viral AI kangaroo and how it fooled the internet, before moving on to emotional support animals and plane rules.

We then get into a mad scenario about hiding a paperclip from the FBI in your home, sharing clever and ridiculous ideas on where to stash it. Plus, there’s a story about a woman who got some crafty revenge with hidden sushi in curtain rods—yes, you read that right.

Airport life pops up too, with tales from baggage handling and how different airlines run their show. There’s also a brutally honest look at working conditions and what it’s really like behind the scenes.

Expect plenty of swearing, laughs, and some honest moments about pacing yourself after a heavy night out. Hay fever hits hard, brains sometimes drift, but we keep the chat rolling till the very end.

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