Comedian Eli Halpern joins Shannon and Figs! They discuss Eli's music career and tour across Europe and America, Figs challenges him to an Indian rap battle, Shannon's kismet trip to the vet and more before they dive into the stories including Eli's awkward hookup with a pornstar, Descelating a fight by getting naked, experiencing the horrors of the DMT realm and so much more!

Air Date: 09/23/25

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Comedian Hormoz Rashidi join Shannon and Figs! They discuss the latest Bachelorette reveal before looking at her body cam footage, Cory Feldman on Dancing With The Stars, Figs drinking all of the shows vodka and more before diving into the stories including the time Hormoz now fiance watched him bomb on a first date, getting knocked out boxing with a friend, experiencing the ghosts at The Comedy Store and more plus one of the wildest body cam videos we've ever shown and so much more!

Air Date: 09/16/25

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The Thing Is... Airs every Tuesday, at 5:30pm ET on the GaS Digital Network! The newest 20 episodes are always free, but if you want access to all the archives, watch live, chat live, access to the forums, and get the show five days before it comes out everywhere else - you can subscribe now at gasdigital.com and use the code TTI to get a one week free trial.

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Hormoz Rashidi

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HormozComedy

Shannon Lee

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Mike Figs

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YouTube: @comicmikefigs

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The Boys from Arthur Cantina, JP and Anthony join Shannon and Figs! The fellas come bearing gifts which leads to a new punishment idea to keep Figs in line, Yankee stadium vs Citi Field, some of the more insane shots Shannon has tried in her life and more before diving into the stories including JP shutting down a date after she puked while Anthony got taken care of as he dealt with something similar, JP getting into a road rage incident with someone else on the podcast, Anthony picking a fight with a firefighter that ended in a business relationship, living in a haunted house and so much more!

Air Date: 09/09/25

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The Thing Is... Airs every Tuesday, at 5:30pm ET on the GaS Digital Network! The newest 20 episodes are always free, but if you want access to all the archives, watch live, chat live, access to the forums, and get the show five days before it comes out everywhere else - you can subscribe now at gasdigital.com and use the code TTI to get a one week free trial.

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Aruthur Cantina - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arthurcantinawine

JP - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jpmphotos02496

Shannon Lee

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Mike Figs

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YouTube: @comicmikefigs

Subscribe On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC87Akt2Sq_-YEd_YrNpbS2Q

Shannon's Amazon Wishlist

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