Season 4, Episode 7 of Squirrels After Dark kicks off as an uncensored, all-guys “Sausage Fest” with Sharon Da Boy’z and the crew welcoming special guest Pup Zander from Texas. The group riffs on pop-culture blind spots, regional quirks between Canada and the U.S., and what Texas is really like—from food favorites to nightlife, travel distance, and the “everything’s bigger” vibe. Plans fly for future vacations and a possible return episode focused on cross-border differences, while the conversation veers into kink, gear, and other off-the-rails adult humor that earns the NSFW label. They wrap with mental health reminders, listener love, a secret word, and final shout-outs before promising more chaos next time.

Chapters:

00:19 Welcome and Roll Call

02:25 NSFW Sausage Fest

03:58 Movies and Fandom Quiz

04:54 Texas Guns and Gear

05:58 How Tall Is Zander

07:30 Cowboy Hats and Nightlife

08:25 Bathhouses and Soda Talk

10:08 Texas Tacos and Gas Stations

11:39 Spotting the Texas Drawl

14:07 Everything Bigger in Texas

16:19 Trips Plans and Twitter Bush

19:08 Mexico Travel and Texas Distances

21:34 Planning the Texas Visit

24:34 Tanks and 50 Cal Dreams

26:20 Guns Texas Talk

27:26 Traveling Smart LGBT

30:32 Lube And Gravy

32:58 Poutine Cheese Debate

35:00 Pup Humor Roomba

39:18 Sex Dungeon Call

47:34 BDSM And Playroom

51:57 Mental Health Shoutouts

53:54 Final Goodbyes

Links:

9-8-8

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Bc Crisis Centre

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Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines

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HIM Clinic

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Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed

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Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language)

De Puppy Pod

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Patio Furniture Warehouse

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Host Rick Hunter (AKA Spyder-Pup) opens episode seven of the explicit “Not Safe For Work” podcast with guest Pup Zander from Texas after resolving prior audio issues, alongside co-hosts and a land acknowledgement for the unceded territories of the Kwikwetlem First Nation and other Lower Mainland BC nations. The group reacts to a real-time emergency outside their complex where a vehicle crashed through a fence and ended up hanging off a wall, prompting multiple fire trucks and first responders; they note everyone is okay. The cast shares personal updates, including a union pay raise, a Thunder From Down Under outing, found ATM cash, and food talk about bannock, Irish nachos, and a secret tater-tot menu item. They interview Xander, a 19-year-old firefighter/EMT, got into pup play via TikTok three years ago, lives independently, and discusses training, workplace privacy, and coping with difficult calls. The episode ends with mental health reminders, first-responder appreciation, and a secret word choose by Zander”

00:00 Cold Open and Welcome

00:22 Guest Intro and Housekeeping

01:23 Land Acknowledgement

01:55 Meet the Co Hosts

04:15 Car Crash Outside

07:21 First Responder Talk

08:30 Florida and Texas Plans

12:38 Pub Stories and Money Wins

13:03 Thunder From Down Under

18:14 Food Talk and Taco ATM

22:32 Podcast Growth and Mental Health

24:03 Traffic Rant and No Cigarettes

26:12 All About Xander Begins

29:32 Becoming a Pup

31:05 First Hood Stories

31:52 Moving Out Milestone

33:11 Firefighter EMT Origin

34:53 Texas Talk Detour

36:47 Cars Bikes and Wipeouts

39:28 Hood Colors and Customs

43:23 Tactical Pup Energy

45:28 Work Privacy and Reality TV

47:55 Training and Tough Calls

51:06 Mental Health and Farewell

9-8-8

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Bc Crisis Centre

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Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines

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HIM Clinic

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Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language)

De Puppy Pod

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠

Patio Furniture Warehouse

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The Squirrels After Dark Uncensored crew kicks off season 4 episode 6 with raunchy banter, cast roll call, and a farewell to Sprinkles for the next month. The host celebrates turning 45, recaps a birthday weekend (including an overheated hot tub), and gives a glowing plug for a Vancouver men’s spa and its “manzilian” grooming package. The conversation spirals through body preferences, public-versus-private confidence, party antics, donut-and-coffee “flavor science,” and a workplace joke about a cruising park “protein shake.” They preview upcoming guest schedules, discuss trying to include a deaf guest with ASL support, and end with a surprisingly heartfelt reminder about mental health—plus one last argument about time zones and daylight saving.

9-8-8

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Bc Crisis Centre

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Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines

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HIM Clinic

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language)

De Puppy Pod

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠

Patio Furniture Warehouse

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Rick Hunter (Spyder-Pup) kicks off an explicit, not-safe-for-work Happy Hour episode of The Squirrel Hour with returning favorites Daddy H and Pup Frenchy, plus friends around the table, birthday vibes, and plenty of chaotic side-quests. The crew does quick intros, celebrates recent birthdays (and the resulting hangovers), and immediately proves there’s no real topic—just pure squirrel energy. Updates include job and site changes, biking to work, joining a social slow-pitch league, missed meetups, and plans for future parties and camping. The conversation ricochets through kink-shop nostalgia, travel talk, and wild “Strip Club Chronicles,” before landing on the biggest win: after years without one, Spider and his husband unexpectedly score a new family doctor. The episode wraps with a mental health reminder and a secret word for the Stinky Pups Family.

9-8-8

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Bc Crisis Centre

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Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines

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HIM Clinic

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language)

De Puppy Pod

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠

Patio Furniture Warehouse

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Listen in to see who is our next exciting guest who will be on the show. HINT : Lone Star State

In this bonus special in season four, host Rick Hunter and a full table of guests dive into their favorite Star Trek captains, with picks including Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, and a few more unexpected choices. They compare leadership styles—rule-breaking versus diplomacy, survival under pressure, and balancing duty with personal responsibility—while trading opinions on different series, standout moments, and how long some shows take to hit their stride. The conversation also touches on Star Trek’s cultural impact and representation, plus behind-the-scenes notes about characters and casting. The episode closes with a listener poll tease, thanks to the guests, and the show’s regular mental health message and crisis resources.

9-8-8

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Bc Crisis Centre

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines

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HIM Clinic

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language)

De Puppy Pod

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠

Patio Furniture Warehouse

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Sharon Da'Boyz and the crew welcome Pup Twigz from Orlando, who’s got more obsessions than a raccoon in a garbage bin. Twigz dreams of visiting Dubai. The team hilariously debates setting boundaries, deciphering email clues like they’re solving a mystery novel, and laughing at voicemails that sound like they were recorded by a squirrel on helium. They dive into Florida wildlife, planning trips to Florida, Grand Cayman, and a 2029 Atlantis gay cruise—because why not party like it’s the end of the world? Twigs spills the beans about his Halloween parties, where the costumes are scarier than the guests, and how he met his husband on Craigslist—because love is just a swipe away, even for squirrels. The episode wraps up with shout-outs, the Secret word for the Stinky Pups (spoiler: it’s not “nuts”), and a mental health reminder with 988, because even the wildest squirrels need a little sanity check.

Make sure to tune in and find out what the cast was up to, and as always, expect the chaos that listeners have come to love and cherish from Sharon’s After Dark Episodes. It’s like a squirrel’s nest—full of surprises and a little bit of madness!

9-8-8

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Bc Crisis Centre

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

HIM Clinic

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language)

De Puppy Pod

⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠

Patio Furniture Warehouse

⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/

We get to meet a very good friend who we met and had agreed to be on the show on Season 4 Episode 5 of the show. Take a listen and find out who it might be