This week, the ladies ask is the show Mid-Century Modern the new Golden Girls? Maya confuses Family Ties and Family Matters. How? Remember when Alex was on speed? Maya defends Crispin Glover in all his weird glory. Amy and Maya are headed to Florida…AGAIN. Next stop, Boca Raton, the mouth of the rat, to see Weezer and Fountains of Wayne. P.S. this venue is giving music in the park. Amy goes to the NFL Draft party and gets a huge compliment from a little girl. Don’t sleep on the NFL garage sale. Amy helps a lost boy. Hot take…popsicles are not that great. A new vet implies Maya & Producer Tyler should murder their dog. Ummm, listen lady that dog is still trying to bang every day. Amy solves her own burglary. It’s actually pretty amazing.

This week, Amy has a bone to pick with “truck nuts”. Balls on a car? Come on! Tennis Report: Coaches, don’t bring your toddler to tennis. Concert Report: AC/DC is everything, and they never disappoint. Spoiler Alert: Amy breaks her own 5-second rule by retrieving a giant pretzel that hit the concert venue floor. Also, the concert fashion is so bad, Maya and Amy want to start a clothing consulting business for middle-aged people called Try Harder. The ladies discuss Coachella. Amy is loving Doechii. Animal Report or Approved/Denied: The de-extinction of Dire Wolves. Amy says, “Let ‘em loose…you made them”. Finally, the ladies drag the Como Zoo…again…for like the seventh time.

Taurus season is coming up! Taurus game recognizes Taurus game. Maya is finally going to turn that spare room into a dressing room. The only thing standing in the way is a dumb treadmill. Amy is championing this inside “she shed”. Amy wants to take Producer Tyler on a shopping spree. The ladies recap Morgan Wallen’s SNL history and recent beef. Morgan…you’re a problematic king. But also, do better. Maya is concerned. KQRS, the local “oldies classic rock” station, has changed its format to 90s rock, which are actually “oldies” now. Amy reviews the restaurant Yard House. They have a screen problem. She hates it, but will she go back? Of course. Maya sends a strongly worded satisfaction survey to the infamous Gas Light Inn. Amy practices some private investigation, and Maya thinks there is a fine line between research and stalking. Animal Report: A cautionary tail…Sea lions lose their minds. Amy reviews Will Smith’s new album. Spoiler Alert: She confesses that she thinks “it’s kinda good", also she's “so embarrassed”. Apparently, it’s approved?!?!? Amy reviews Anora and The Brutalist. Amy thinks it’s appropriately named. Approved/Denied: American Airlines has a new policy. Don’t eff with the gate agents.