Kept you waiting, huh? On this positively thicc episode of the Spin-Off Doctors Spin-Off, we dissect the cells of Splinter Cell: Deathwatch, Netflix's new show that continues the rock-hard adventures of Sam Fisher. Pop on your iconic nightvision goggles as we're introduced to a few new characters including Zinnia and Thunder and the offspring of the Shetland empire.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree: Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea.

Declan decided the show needed a slide whistle but Discord automatically muted it, so I had no idea it was in there until I listened to the recording.

Spoiler warning for the following: Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Marvel's Secret Invasion The Marvels Ghostbusters: Afterlife Metal Gear Solid (whole series)

0:00:00 - The Quaver Hour 0:04:06 - Past Experiences with Splinter Cell 0:15:09 - Splinter Cell Deathwatch Series Recap 1:47:17 - Analysis of the Series 1:58:42 - Plugs 2:02:11 - Es-pee-onage

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The Spin-Off Squad is booking a tropical vacation this holiday season to Kongo Bongo Island as we learn about the local customs. We get to the bottom of some burning Donkey Kong lore questions that have been debated by Kong scholars for 45 years. The show's side characters and villains get the spotlight here as we explore the tragic backstory of General Klump and his inexplicable nipples.

This early attempt at CGI animated cartoons for kids comes to us right out of France. At the end of the episode, we get a big surprise about what the people of France did with DK's unholy reanimated corpse long into the night.

0:00:00 - Mayonnaise Facts

0:04:29 - Memories of Donkey Kong

0:11:27 - Recap - The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

0:47:55 - Analysis

0:51:10 - Surprise Bonus Segment

1:13:00 - Worship at the Fast Food AltarWhen I prompt Daniel and Declan to watch a video, it's this one here - DKTV Collection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGu31IenF-4

Daniel's Music on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2qI9Ghayv5Xnki1fKWm5jv?si=qGUi9x5vSku94fHradnOUw

It's only A Minecraft Movie

Just as phony as it could be

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believed in Steve

0:00:00 - Give Us a "Chicken Jockey" Test 0:04:34 - Great Chungus 0:07:24 - A History of Minecraft 0:24:10 - Previous, On Minecraft... 0:37:08 - "The Real World" (True Story) 1:12:31 - Finally They All Get Sucked Into the Minecraft Portal 1:28:49 - Chungus 2:07:43 - Tell Us How You Really Feel

Light World single by SANFORD - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/393fSKmE0MhWZYuoAiHZmL⁠⁠ ⁠⁠

Fix Your Heart or Die Podcast Soundtrack - ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://thesanford.bandcamp.com/album/fix-your-heart-or-die-songs-from-the-podcast⁠⁠ ⁠⁠

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