As we celebrate St Patrick's Day, Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report - featuring something we should've done yesterday.

Melbourne captain Max Gawn is in studio after their win over the Saints, and debate rages over how to pronounce Jacob Van Rooyen's name.

Topics Brownless hits a new low, then as the Herald Sun releases its 50 most powerful AFL figures list - Billy has his own.

We flashback to when Noah Anderson cheated on a quiz with us in 2020, then Adelaide's Riley Thilthorpe calls in to compare bench press PBs with Billy.

Billy appeared on another radio show to tell an Irish Joke, then he finishes our show with a Winnie the Pooh joke from Rush Hour family member Jessica.

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As North Melbourne celebrates its 5th Round 1 victory in 25 years, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - where Oscar Piastri's season couldn't have gotten off to a worse start.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from Round 1 - and we look back at him giving Billy a massive clip for attempting to break news. Then it's time for Monday Brag Artist.

Billy replays his five favourite Triple M Footy moments from the weekend, JB has seen something the show can steal from this year's Oscars, and North Melbourne debutant Tom Blamires is in studio after his fantastic first game.

Finally, Billy is outsourcing his joke to give you a chance to spend an awesome weekend at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival thanks to Rydges Hotels

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Look back at JB and Billy's favourite stuff from this week, including Harley Reid, the Wacky World of William, Billy's intervention, Nick Larkey, the Idiot File, Jack Gunston, and Billy's golf ball joke

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Billy kicks off the show with the All Sports Report, as another Lion is set to join their growing list of unavailable players, and Billy has some craft.

South-East Melbourne Phoenix coach Josh King is in studio ahead of their must-win game against Adelaide 36ers on Saturday - but he does have a tale about when he learned just how good Andrew Gaze was at hoops.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know when you've been ripped off, Billy is back with a 2nd wrappy, and we have an enormous Idiot FIle - now with a special addition!

New North Melbourne Captain Nick Larkey is in studio as they kick off their season on Sunday, then Billy has a fruity newlyweds joke to finish the week.

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Billy kicks off a shambolic show with the All Sports Report, as an NBA record is almost broken.

Channel 7 Chief Footy Reporter Mitch Cleary is in studio for the first of his weekly appearances with the latest footy news - including potential changes to the AFL's Drug Policy, and Hawthorn's Scissor Lift drama.

Zane and Mitch battle it out in the Hump Day Quiz, and we want you to help Billy with his jokes.

Mick Molloy calls in to preview tonight's episode of Front Bar, then it's the Wacky World of William - with a HR warning for JB.

Billy goes one-on-one with Hawthorn champion Jack Gunston, then finishes the show with a joke about a precariously placed golf ball.

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Back after a long weekend, Billy kicks us off with the All Sports Report - as we're all still hurting after Oscar Piastri's pre-race crash at the Grand Prix.

West Coast superstar Harley Reid calls in before they begin their 2026 season on Sunday, but he also reflects on his career so far, media hype, and a run-in with JB at the Big Bash.

Topics Brownless wants to know what you've had thrown at you unusual, then Demons recruit Brody Mihocek is in studio chatting about his move from the Pies.

Billy takes our off-air team apart for getting ahead of themselves, then finishes the show with a joke about a seriously injured man getting no support from his wife.

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It's the Victorian Labor Day public holiday so JB and Billy are having a look at some of their favourite moments from their 17 years on air.

We revisit the two times Billy has tried to interrupt a game at Ikon Park, speak to F1 Academy driver Joanne Ciconte, and look at how one 'little' cockup ended up in several songs.

Then, Billy bakes coffee wankers, and we look back at a very clever... if unscrupulous Uber Driver.

Billy translates Norwegian, takes on allegedly lazy tradies, and has an English language meltdown of epic proportions.

Then, JB and Billy speak to Richmond's Jacob Hopper, and Billy gives us a joke about yet another protest.

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