Episodios

  • Come Hang Out With The Tea and Tropes Event Owner, Bri Vesely
    Nov 17 2025

    Come hang out with The Real Housewives of Velaris as we chat with Bri Vesely, Fantasy Event Planner Extraordinaire and her upcoming fantasy book convention, Forbidden Love, why we trust her and why you should trust her. Bri definitely belongs in the Court of Dreams with us, we had so much fun with her, you will too!


    Naturally we ask FMK, about Twilight and whether or not drags and mermaids are real.


    Forbidden Love is in Nashville Tennessee July 31st - August 1st.

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    Straight to tickets for the early bird special through December 3rd, I got you-

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    Intro/Outro:Equations / Chris Coral / courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com

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  • Ancient Lectures and Rifts - Crescent City, Ch. 49-56
    Nov 14 2025

    Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas

    House of Earth and Blood

    This Episode is sponsored by Bookish Wine


    Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds. We talk hottie Hunt as always, bryces, Kylie being b*tch during her first read, our favorite fire sprite, magical rocks, time and its rift and the multiverse theory, ancient cuties, that dang soap and more.


    Chapter 49 1:44

    Chapter 50 4:39

    Chapter 51 18:47

    Chapter 52 32:10

    Chapter 53 38:31

    Chapter 54 44:48

    Chapter 55 52:28

    Chapter 56 59:08


    This episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, the ACOTAR series and the Throne of Glass series. We tie things in and connect the dots so you don’t have to. We will only have spoilers for the current Crescent City we are chit chattin about


    Thoughts, feelings, theories and just things we say can evolve, change, be debunked or just be completely off the rails. Regardless, it's all for fun and not that deep (that’s what she said). Especially since we will be tailoring our theories to the current book.

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    Use our code BLAKELYKYLIE at checkout to receive a signed copy of the December book!

    Intro/Outro:Equations / Chris Coral / courtesy of ⁠Epidemic Sound


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    1 h y 4 m
  • Community College Distraction: Mer Hotties - Crescent City, Ch. 41-48
    Nov 5 2025

    Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas

    House of Earth and Blood

    This Episode is sponsored by Bookish Wine


    Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds. We talk pegus and where they fit into the Maasverse, angels pegging, Asteri and our inability to say his name, fun mermaid facts and more ties to Throne of Glass.


    Chapter 41 2:09

    Chapter 42 6:19

    Chapter 43 15:51

    Chapter 44 21:12

    Chapter 45 25:36

    Chapter 46 30:19

    Chapter 47 34:18

    Chapter 48 36:03


    This episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, the ACOTAR series and the Throne of Glass series. We tie things in and connect the dots so you don’t have to. We will only have spoilers for the current Crescent City we are chit chattin about


    Thoughts, feelings, theories and just things we say can evolve, change, be debunked or just be completely off the rails. Regardless, it's all for fun and not that deep (that’s what she said). Especially since we will be tailoring our theories to the current book.
    Follow The Real Housewives of Velaris on social media for more theories, thoughts and new book goofin-

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    Bookish Wine www.bookishwine.com

    Use our code BLAKELYKYLIE at checkout to receive a signed copy of the December book!



    Intro/Outro:

    Equations / Chris Coral / courtesy of ⁠Epidemic Sound


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    38 m
  • Witchy Ways and Their Ties to the Maasverse - Crescent City, Ch. 33-40
    Oct 31 2025

    Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas

    House of Earth and Blood

    This Episode is sponsored by Bookish Wine


    Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds. We talk hottie Hunt, Rhysand and how he supplies the Night Court, Vamps, connections to Silba from Throne, a hot take from Blake, nicknames and no shortage of education. Note, in chapter 33 Sphinxes IS the plural version of Sphynx. Very important stuff.


    Chapter 33 2:08

    Chapter 34 9:14

    Chapter 35 18:26

    Chapter 36 31:08

    Chapter 37 35:59

    Chapter 38 46:45

    Chapter 39 51:50

    Chapter 40 57:51


    This episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, the ACOTAR series and the Throne of Glass series. We tie things in and connect the dots so you don’t have to. We will only have spoilers for the current Crescent City we are chit chattin about


    Thoughts, feelings, theories and just things we say can evolve, change, be debunked or just be completely off the rails. Regardless, it's all for fun and not that deep (that’s what she said). Especially since we will be tailoring our theories to the current book.

    Follow The Real Housewives of Velaris on social media for more theories, thoughts and new book goofin-

    Website www.therealhousewivesofvelaris.com

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    Tubes of You www.youtube.com/@therealhousewivesofvelaris

    Bookish Wine www.bookishwine.com

    Use our code BLAKELYKYLIE at checkout to receive a signed copy of the December book!


    Intro/Outro:

    Equations / Chris Coral / courtesy of ⁠Epidemic Sound


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    1 h y 5 m
  • Come Hang Out With The Author of Child of Shivay, JR Cathers
    Oct 24 2025

    Come hang out with The Real Housewives of Velaris as we chat with author JR Cathers about her debut book, Child of Shivay!


    Read the bonus chapter before listening!!


    0:36 Get to know a little about JR Cathers, her FMK of her top 3 MMC romantasy characters, Team Edward or Team Jacob, and get a little into her brain with non stop sprinkles of book talk


    14:49 Get into it with current ratings, series direction, favorite quotes, takeaways, what to pay attention to and bonus chap spoiler


    37:28 - 38:32 mild book spoiler

    39:23 - 39:52 mild book spoiler


    42:52 Bookish Wine Chat Get your subscription here! https://bookishwine.com/collab/BLAKELYKYLIE

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    Book Recs- Crown of Olympus by Kate Asher


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    48 m
  • Peer Review of Hunt Athalar - Crescent City, Ch. 25-32
    Oct 22 2025

    Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas

    House of Earth and Blood

    Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds.


    Chapter 25 1:26

    Chapter 26 6:27

    Chapter 27 16:27

    Chapter 28 22:10

    Chapter 29 29:06

    Chapter 30 44:54

    Chapter 31 50:51

    Chapter 32 55:21


    This episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood, the ACOTAR series and the Throne of Glass series.

    We tie things in and connect the dots so you don’t have to. We will only have spoilers for the current Crescent City we are chattin about.


    Thoughts, feelings, theories and just things we say can evolve, change, be debunked or just be completely off the rails. Regardless, it's all for fun and not that deep (that’s what she said). Especially since we will be tailoring our theories to the current book.

    Follow The Real Housewives of Velaris on social media for more theories, thoughts and new book goofin-

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    59 m
  • The Viper Queen and a Lesson In Bad*ssery - Crescent City, Ch. 17-24
    Oct 15 2025

    Crescent City by Sarah J. MaasHouse of Earth and Blood


    Get your Maasters Degree in the Maasverse with us as we journey through Lunation with Bryce and connect her to all the other worlds.


    Chapter 17 1:07

    Chapter 18 11:57

    Chapter 19 22:17

    Chapter 20 34:42

    Chapter 21 47:14

    Chapter 22 54:56

    Chapter 23 56:53

    Chapter 24 1:01:04


    **Reminder that this episode will contain spoilers for Crescent City House of Earth and Blood**


    **This episode also contains spoilers for both A Court of Thorns and Roses and Throne of Glass series**


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    Intro/Outro:

    Equations / Chris Coral / courtesy of ⁠Epidemic Sound

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    1 h y 6 m
  • Novel-Tea Spotlight - Godsbane by Lindsey Richardson
    Oct 10 2025

    We spill about our favorite parts of Godsbane, thoughts on how immersive it is, talk about a badass FMC that you can relate to, swoon over a MMC worth adding to your to-do list, talk about spicy moments and give our official recs.

    **This episode also contains mild spoilers but still spoilers for Godsbane**


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    Check out Godsbane by Lindsey Richardson

    ⁠https://www.lindseyrichardsonauthor.com/⁠

    Instagram ⁠@_lindseywrites_/

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    22 m