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What’s keeping me up? Observing my surroundings. No, I’m NOT stalking my neighbors! Just PEOPLE WATCHING. I discuss stereotypes and what’s normal. If there is a normal? I also babble a bit about good and bad neighbors. I bitch about HOA being ridiculous and asking WHY? I feel MORE people should ask WHY?

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What’s been keeping me up? The fact that humans really do suck a big FAT EGG! Ok . Not ALL humans. Most here are perfectly lovely humans out there. But lately it seems a LARGE PORTION of humans, SUCK!? Sometimes it’s your family members? Sometimes it’s your friend? Other times, they are strangers. I discuss people being jerks. In the same breath, I discuss being the very BEST YOU, you can be! Unless that YOU is a GIGANTIC douche lord? Please don’t be that. I talk about the hypocrisy of me saying that. It’s complicated. I discuss all of this, from my bathroom. Yes, you heard that correctly. My BATHROOM! Don’t worry I’m NOT on the toilet, GEESH! I’m unprofessional. But not THAT unprofessional!

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What’s been preventing me from getting a good nights rest? PATRIOTISM! Being proud of the United States of America! I discuss the Fourth of July parade And fireworks display. I talk about patriotism and lack there of it. I’m a WHOO GIRL When it comes to fireworks and the Fourth of July. I absolutely get caught up in being a proud American. I was very disappointed in the lack of enthusiasm for the fireworks and parade. Granted, I’m pretty disappointed in parades nowadays. What happened to the marching bands, and actual floats that didn’t have advertising? I miss those days. This episode got out a little later than I anticipated. I realize it’s long past the Fourth of July. And most people are over it. But we should always celebrate our country no matter what day of the year.

What else is keeping me up? People adopting the wrong type of animal for their lifestyle. Then giving them up And turning them into Humane Society’s. It is so cruel, and nothing makes me more angry than people giving up their dogs and throwing them out because they made a bad choice. Please do your homework do your research before you adopt a dog. Understand your lifestyle and what dog best suits it. Or I will hunt you down and give you the longest lecture you’ve ever heard!

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What’s been keeping me up? Preventing me from counting sheep? LIES! Everybody’s telling them. Apparently it’s COOL? All the politicians are doing it! If they’re not telling lies, you spouse, partner, family member, coworker, friend… ONE of them is LYING RIGHT TO YOUR FACE! Just looking you in your eyes and pulling a PINOCCHIO! Not that I’m bitter or anything? Nope! I also discuss being grateful, happy and not an entitled drama llama! I talk about the flood in Texas and natural disasters. I am really SICK AND TIRED of all the bad news and negativity. It’s definitely keeping me AWAKE….

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What’s been keeping me up? High levels of patriotism! The love for my country. The fact I am now, more than ever, PROUD to be an American! I cannot wait to celebrate the Fourth of July with my fellow patriots. I want this year to be the BIGGEST Fourth of July celebration America has ever witnessed. I want us all to exude patriotism and be proud of the red white and blue. And to those that have come to this country, UNINVITED, or that live here LEGALLY but do NOT support America, this episode is taylor made for YOU! This episode is for those that bash America. It’s like: bashing a stranger’s door in, sitting at THEIR DINNER TABLE, eating THEIR food and COMPLAINING how bad dinner tastes?! ***WARNING*** I get pretty GRAPHIC in one, particular instance. This episode is NOT for kids or crybabies.

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What’s been keeping me up? Those crazy DEMOCRATS again! Always competing for the title of, “ biggest LOSER!” Wanting, DESPERATELY to be MORE OPPRESSED and defeated. To make sure the world sees just how sad they are. Always finding ways to point out how much more underprivileged and oppressed they are than someone else. It’s crazy. I’ve decided the fact I’m a left handed, blonde, Trump supporter that’s an only child, I’m deserving of some oppression benefits! I also discuss this EXHAUSTING it is to work so damn hard so OTHERS can afford things! To pay 30% in income taxes, to turn around and OWE federal somehow? Working hard so other people can bitch and moan about not having enough. I talk about being sick of narcissists and lazy people. It’s delightful. Check it out!

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What’s been keeping me up? Flag day was last week. People lost their minds! Had RIDICULOUS, “No Kings” protest. It was embarrassing. So embarrassing. Sad, actually. Dems also claimed Trump had a parade and celebration for HIMSELF on tax payer’s dime. Which is HILARIOUS coming from people that have an ENTIRE MONTH dedicated to who they SLEEP with! They throw HUGE PARADES for THEMSELVES and have not a SINGLE DAY but an ENTIRE MONTH. People that have ENTIRE FLAG of their OWN. I also discuss South Africa, Iran and the disgusting behavior of entitled, woke, leftists. Warning, I get offensive. If you’re a sensitive soul, I would move on to another episode. Or, listen anyway! Maybe I will help you grow up? Get TOUGHER?

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