"The Pocket Watch" and "Carl"

This episode contains two relatively absurd stories. The Pocket Watch is about a man who finds a time stopping watch guarded by a yellow eyed demon and Carl is about a bowel movement that comes to life and begins a reign of terror in a man's life. I never thought I'd type a description with those words...

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Piano music in the episode was created by Michael Hughes.