The Pettiest Fight Ever - Where To Squeeze Toothpaste

Should You Squeeze Toothpaste From The Bottom or Middle? | Finally, The Meaning of Life Podcast

Is there a right way to squeeze your toothpaste? This week on Finally, The Meaning of Life, Mark and Dave go head-to-head on one of the most divisive bathroom questions of all time: do you squeeze from the bottom, or the middle?

Dave argues for physics, efficiency, and moral hygiene righteousness. Mark argues for chaos, mischief, and the thrill of the unexpected squeeze. Along the way, things spiral into toothpaste pumps, marital sabotage, the psychology of brushing habits, and the revelation that Dave counts his toilet paper squares. Yes, really.

🎙️ Expect:

Toothpaste tube technique debates

Spontaneity vs. structure

Pea-size portions and Marrowfat philosophy

A shocking bathroom confession

Fashion advice for Erling Haaland (again)

It’s the podcast that explores life’s big (and ridiculous) questions with comedy, curiosity, and a dangerously low level of dignity.

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