The host talks about rumours surrounding Jeffery Epstein to still be alive, likely candidates for the 2028 US Presidential Election, Trump resharing a video showing a controversially offensive depiction of the Obamas as well as The European Commission demanding TikTok to change their interface layout citing lack of screen time limitations and endless scrolling feeds amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The host talks about what has been happening since Charlie Kirk’s passing, preparations for the Artemis II mission to the moon, Luigi Mangione to not receive the death penalty for acts against a health insurance company CEO as well as Ottawa been granted authority to maintain their single use plastics ban amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The host talks about Meta announcing their plans for tackling the youth using their platform, White House’s social media team posted Trump with a penguin hinting towards Greenland negotiations, Starlink dishes used by protesters being taken down and confiscated by Iranian authorities as well as Texas to facilitate energy demands amid approaching snowstorm amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*