Neoborn Caveman rambles through a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on scientific overreach and health truths, warning against fusion reactors potentially producing dark matter particles as unauthorized experiments risking humanity's future, busts hangover myths while rejecting alcohol as addictive poison worsening long-term risks like cancer, blasts US military drug strikes polluting oceans with exploded narcotics affecting marine life and human cycles, questions judges blocking food dye bans amid corporate interests fueling obesity epidemics, promotes his adventure game book "Don't Panic, It's Only Universal Domination", and urges saying no to narcissistic influences for authentic living.

Music by: Neoborn Caveman

Key Takeaways

• Unauthorized experiments threaten generational futures.
• Alcohol avoidance prevents addictive harm.
• Military actions pollute shared environments.
• Food dyes contribute to health crises.
• Corporate lobbies override protective bans.
• Personal no empowers sovereignty.
• Irresponsibility invites external control.
• Truth rejects spoon-fed narratives.
• Humility counters elite decisions.
• You are amazing and one of a kind.

Sound Bites

"Fusion reactors may create dark matter particles."

"you will meet my open palm a couple of times, around your balls, or the there lackof."

"Alcohol is a drug. It's an addictive drug. It's as bad even worse than heroin."

"no amount of alcohol is completely safe."

"US military kills another narcoterrorist in Eastern Pacific strike operation targeting vessels, but nobody talks about the environmental effects."

"why is it bad to stop government officials... who wants to create better food for you?"

"I've never seen a pig in a makeup chair."

"Did you know that I wrote a book? Yeah, it's a game book, it's a risk book... called 'Don't Panic, It's Only Universal Domination'."

"Keep saying no to all these stupid things."

"You are amazing. You are fantastic. And don't doubt yourself"

keywords: fusion reactors, dark matter axions, alcohol dangers, hangover myths, military drug strikes, ocean pollution, food dyes ban, rfk jr, judge block, scientific hubris, health block, book promotion

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman spins a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on truth, sovereignty, and tyranny, blending green tea slurp and burp with critiques of Avatar 3 as overpriced garbage versus The Promised Land series as low-budget fun, champions vinyl and CDs over streaming for control, exposes poisoned food and water amid ignored protests like Belgium farmers, questions Rep. Ashley Hinson's Iowa bill forcing fathers to pay pregnancy costs as socialist overreach demanding relationship responsibility, condemns UK silent prayer bans near abortion clinics as thought crime absurdity, and urges good people to unite in humility and accountability against parasitic elites.

Key Takeaways

• Truth requires personal responsibility.
• Sovereignty favors tangible over digital control.
• Globalists suppress protests while toxifying essentials.
• Relationships demand commitment before consequences.
• Government laws erode family autonomy.
• Silent thought faces criminalization.
• Good unity defeats sinister regimes.
• Humility exposes elite parasites.
• Accountability restores human freedom.
• You are special—one of a kind.

Sound Bites

"Let's slurp and burp together just to annoy Bill Gates and the globalists because we will provide some methane gases after today!"

"Watch The Promised Land, this is the series title, The Promised Land"

"CDs are back, maybe they never went away. And I think it's all about control and sovereignty."

"That's not life, that's not what God designed for us."

"I will be a lawmaker on a way as well to ensure father's shoulder 50% of pregnancy expenses."

"Keep it in your pants or keep your pants up. That's it."

"It's not only a Northern Ireland thing, it's not only an England thing, it's not a British thing, it's American..."

"What are you doing? You don't move your lips. What are you thinking of?"

"We have to take responsibility for our own lives."

"You are amazing. You are special. You are one of a kind."

keywords: truth, sovereignty, avatar critique, promised land series, streaming control, poisoned food, belgium protests, iowa pregnancy bill, ashley hinson, relationship responsibility, silent prayer bans, uk abortion zones, humility, accountability

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Neoborn Caveman hosts a heartfelt, pro-humanity interview with Shanna Carroll, a grieving Michigan mother who shares the unimaginable loss of her vibrant 17-year-old daughter Aubrynn Shay Grundy—diagnosed with COVID-19, myocarditis, and multi-organ failure just weeks after her second Pfizer vaccine in June 2022—recounting the family's desperate fight against hospital protocols like remdesivir and ventilators, the chilling dismissal of vaccine injury possibilities by doctors, and Shanna's quest for truth amid suppressed stories, all while blending holiday warmth with calls for accountability in a system that prioritizes narratives over lives.

Key Takeaways

• Parental intuition battles institutional denial.
• Vaccine mandates eclipse individual risks.
• Hospital treatments can accelerate suffering.
• Grief fuels advocacy for hidden truths.
• Family bonds endure beyond medical failures.
• Transparency saves future generations.
• Human rights demand questioning authority.
• Sovereignty includes bodily choice.
• Stories of loss must break silence.
• Healing comes through shared vulnerability.

Sound Bites

"She received her vaccinations on June 7 and June 28, 2022. Other than some arm soreness, she had no symptoms initially."

"She had been selected for a school trip... and it was mandatory for her to be vaccinated."

"Her death certificate listed COVID-19 and multi-organ failure as cause of death."

"People’s stories are suppressed, she said, but they all need to be heard."

keywords: vaccine injury, Aubrynn Grundy, Shanna Carroll, myocarditis, remdesivir, parental grief, medical accountability, COVID mandates, human rights, suppressed stories

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.

Viva los Conejos Morados.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.