The Little Engine That Could

Dr Eliot Ignatius Rather, a self proclaimed Public Intellectual and Thought Leader, was born the youngest of 5 in Wamsutter, Wyoming, on his parent's goat farm. Young Eliot's agricultural skills never flourished, so to speak, so he tried his hand at education. He succeeded greatly, according to himself. He theoretically received honors at New Oslo State University A and M, double majoring in Critical Antipatriarchal Literature and Religious Fusion while minoring in Leisure Education. He has self published several books described as non instant classics, including The Constantinopolitan Congregationalism: A Clandestine Cryptorevision of Buddhism in the Byzantine and Esse FOMO: Judeo-Mormonism and Pontius Pilate's Enigmatic Agnosticism. Dr Rather's status as a thought leader has unfortunately dwindled as his social media following has reduced drastically over the past few years, losing as many as 1 followers. This has led to his current career as an Uber Driver. Nevertheless, please welcome Dr Eliot Ignatius Rather to NSRH!

He goes by Eliot Ignatius, Dr Eliot, or Dr Rather.