Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️

It's Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️
I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ!

In this Pod-Cow:
🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.)
😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to lolcast@thelisties.com 📧)
👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of all, full of snacks.
🛋️ And finally, grab a throw cushion and join us in Rich's Poetry Corner. Trust me, you'll need that pillow 😉

So hold onto your harness — this episode's a real cliff-hanger!

Aloha,
Nan 👁️👋

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Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮

It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️.

Why has it taken so long to make a new episode?

• 🤔 Was it because we've been busy on tour? Nope.
• 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don't think so...
• 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I'd subscribe 🍌

It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧.

In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like:

• 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a "gallery" with no pictures… just something much smellier
• 📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot.
• 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling.

Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way.

Aloha,
Nan

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🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺

Hello Listerooni!

It's Nan here. I'm tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I'd give you the gruesome details, but let's just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢

ANYWAY.

This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺.

They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it's not time machining...
...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥

BUT... some sad news:
📜 Rich's Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY.

On the plus side:
🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS!
(Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.)

As always:
📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits
You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha,
Nan 👋😎

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