This week on Call the Line, Jimmy and Alyssa are unpacking a week so chaotic it barely fits in one episode. First up: the open secret that just went very, very public — Kristi Noem's husband Jason Jackson and his involvement in the bimbification scene, complete with giant silicone titties, hooter shorts, and tuck jobs. Yes, really. And apparently he also told people online that his wife was cheating on him with Corey Lewandowski. Presidential aspirations? Absolutely cooked. Done. The dog murder was one thing, but this is another level entirely.

Then, Pam Bondi is OUT as Attorney General — and the replacement, Todd Blanch, immediately declared the Epstein Files investigation closed. "Everything has been released," he says. It has not. Jimmy breaks down exactly what we know is still hidden, why the redactions matter, and what happens to all of it if there's ever a flip in power.

We also cover the Artemis mission looping around the moon without actually landing on it (Jimmy has thoughts — "pussy ass shit" is said several times), Blake Lively's lawsuit being largely dismissed, Iran shooting down an F-15, Pete Hegseth firing 15 generals, and a look-maxxer shooting an alligator in Florida for absolutely no reason.

To top it all off, Jimmy and Alyssa dig into Louis Theroux's Into the Manosphere documentary — breaking down why these guys fall apart under the mildest questioning, the HS confrontation, Andrew Tate's increasingly cornered energy, and what it all says about the men recruiting young boys into this stuff.

All that plus Patron of the Day Jeff Hacks (he sounds like an insider trader), moon turtles, and the immortal phrase: "Send us your dads."

Episode 095 of The Line As A Podcast drops on the final day of Jimmy's birthday month, and Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub are not holding back. This week, the duo breaks down the Druski/Erika Kirk viral moment — why whiteface isn't the same as blackface, why that explanation is actually simple, and why the outrage machine is embarrassing itself. Then things get serious: new corroborating evidence has emerged in the sexual abuse allegations against former and current President Donald Trump, and Jimmy gives his most direct take yet on what the accumulation of evidence actually means.

From there, they tackle Israel's new death penalty law for Palestinians, the terrifying Idaho bathroom bill that could land trans people in prison for life, Marjorie Taylor Greene's strange evolution away from MAGA, and the Epstein files that Pam Bondi's DOJ seems very uninterested in actually investigating. Jimmy connects the dots between the Iran war and the Epstein news cycle — and the pattern is as cynical as it sounds.

On the lighter side: the new Mario movie is out, astronauts are orbiting the moon, and OpenAI's Sora is dead. Plus, the show reveals the name of an exciting new Saturday program coming to The Line Network — the Dvangelicals — featuring Justin from Deconstruction Zone and Sarah from Leaving Faith.

Alyssa is joined by Taylor (Skeptical Heretic) for a chaotic, deeply online dive into politics, Christian nationalism, social media addiction, and why the U.S. feels like a reality show right now.

They start with creator life and ADHD brain rot: “fake jobs,” unpaid activism, being glued to their phones “for research,” and how doomscrolling politics content wrecks their mental health. From there they go straight into Trump’s briefings, the cult-like “suck fest” around him, his likely cognitive decline, and the truly embarrassing way he talks about “insane asylums” because he doesn’t understand what asylum means.

Alyssa and Taylor dig into white nationalism, Christian nationalism, and the normalization of Nazi symbolism on the right, plus the conspiracy-brain antisemitism driving the Manosphere and far-right influencers. They connect that to moral panics over trans people and immigrants—tiny percentages of the population that conservatives obsess over despite rarely interacting with them in real life.

They also unpack a huge social media addiction lawsuit, where a 20-year-old woman sued over intentionally addictive algorithms (infinite scroll, engagement-maximizing feeds) and won millions. That case could be Big Tech’s “big tobacco moment” and raises hard questions about personal responsibility vs. corporate accountability when apps are literally designed to keep you hooked.

Later they touch on X/Twitter as the Wild West, Elon’s “dark MAGA” era, AI tools being used for genuinely harmful stuff, and how impossible it feels to opt out of AI when employers and platforms are all-in.