This episode: Podcasting beneath the doomsday clock! Zohran Mamdani's take on the Summer House scandal! Katseye drama soars to new heights as Manon is excluded from their upcoming single! Gucci Mane is briefly kidnapped! Grim if unexpected new developments in the case of Taylor Frankie Paul v. Dakota Mortensen! Amazon threatens the world with a remake of Basic Instinct! Zara Larsson doubles down! Being alone on a boat with a man: not even once! The Large Hadron Collider solves the millennia-long question at the heart of alchemy! And much much more!

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This episode: Keke Palmer's stalker scare at SXSW! The security guard at the center of the Chappell Roan controversy (not in any way Chappell Roan's security guard) speaks out! The return of Euphoria! An amusing little crime spree in Boca Raton! Zendaya and Robert Pattinson's charming press tour for The Drama! Chilli denies the MAGA allegations! Jordan's deep dive on the public health crisis that is Clavicular! Connor's deep dive on the scandal rocking Bravo's Summer House! An exploration of animal midwifery! And much much more!

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

The For the Kids playlist is also on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!

This episode: A defense of Chappell Roan, who does not hate children, but also a defense of hating children if you do in fact hate children! A spooky-creepy-crazy update from the world of Huda Mustafa! Sarah Ferguson denies involvement in sordid corgi-cloning scheme! Usher being a grave disappointment! Alan Ritchson doing nothing wrong! The explosive fourth season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives! Jordan's biological son, the common raven! A wild Crime Corner! And much much more!

Jordan's newsletter, The Uptake, is available on Substack. Go subscribe!

Connor's debut comic, Did You Hear About Mimi Green?, is coming this May! Go preorder!

The Songs of the Moment playlist is on Spotify, Apple Music, and Tidal.

For bonus content, including exclusive Kitty Bitty reporting segments and TV recaps, check us out on Patreon!