The Kevlar Helmet Is Useless, Loving Baby Oil is NOT a Federal Crime, JD Spares the Pope's Life

In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Washed, former NFL star Leonte Carroo and Rolling Stone columnist Michael Embrich throw everything on the table—from picking their Starting 5 flag football players for the 2028 Olympics to debating if Google’s new Veo 3 AI video model is the beginning of the end (or just the start of better deepfakes). We pit 8 of the oldest U.S. Senators in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator mayhem, unpack Antonio Brown’s latest Bucks in the air moment, and explore JD’s wild takes—from loving furniture to somehow not killing the Pope this time. There’s a little self-improvement, a lot of NFL chaos (including a brutal callout of the league’s worst ex-player), and one serious message: loving baby oil is not, and should not be, a federal crime. If you’re into MeidasTouch politics, Miami Dolphins fandom, Rutgers alumni vibes, fantasy football trash talk, or just love when sports and politics collide with absurd energy, subscribe now to *Washed*—where every episode feels like game day and election night rolled into one.