Control freaks, this one’s for you! Jen tells you the secret for how to chill out. She also explains:

• why she can no longer support hip, locally owned businesses

• why she has to change the release date for her next comedy special

Thank you to Jen’s 13-year-old daughter for guest producing the episode!

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• 5/7 - COLUMBUS

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Does mansplaining even exist? Jen talks about why it’s bad for women to think that men are constantly talking down to them. But, more importantly, there’s rap beef news!

NOTE: This episode was recorded before Pope Francis’ passing. Requiescat in pace, Pontifex.

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UPCOMING SHOWS - NEW MATERIAL!

• 4/23 - TYLER, TX - *NEW LINK*

• 5/7 - COLUMBUS

• 5/10 - NYC

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We’re doing something different today! Jen shares her atheist to Catholic story, in honor of Holy Week.

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Jen thinks there should be a personality test that shows your strengths and weaknesses as a mom -- so she invented one! Find out your Mom Type in this episode, and use it to feel better about parenting. She also talks about the importance of knowing your Sleep Personality Type, another thing she totally made up.

She also explains why she’s too crazy to have a normal shopping day at the Galleria.

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UPCOMING SHOWS - NEW MATERIAL!

• 4/9 - DENVER - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

• 4/22 - PLANO

• 4/23 - TYLER, TX

• 5/7 - COLUMBUS

• 5/10 - NYC - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

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You got this! Jen reminds you that you are doing a better job than you think you are. She also says that too many moms think that feeling guilty is part of being a good mom. She’s also very concerned that some guys went to the bottom of the ocean in 1960.

Here is the link to the Rolex submarine documentary.

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UPCOMING SHOWS - NEW MATERIAL!

• 4/2 - RICHMOND

• 4/3 - VA BEACH

• 4/9 - DENVER - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

• 4/22 - PLANO

• 4/23 - TYLER, TX

• 5/7 - COLUMBUS

• 5/10 - NYC - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

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When you create, they’re gonna hate. Jen points out that the simple act of creating anything, whether it’s a family or a work of art, is going to bring out the haters. She also talks about:

• the ridiculous irony of podcast bros being annoyed by a crying baby

• why she should never try to be nice to people

NOTE: In the airport story at 18:00, Jen forgot to mention that the woman was an employee who was wearing a nametag. She was reading the name from her employee nametag.

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UPCOMING SHOWS - NEW MATERIAL!

• 4/1 - PHILADELPHIA

• 4/2 - RICHMOND

• 4/3 - VA BEACH

• 4/9 - DENVER - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

• 4/22 - PLANO

• 4/23 - TYLER, TX

• 5/7 - COLUMBUS - * NEW DATE *

• 5/10 - NYC - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

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Jen has no will to live, laugh, or love because she has to canoe 15 miles this weekend. She also:

• explains why moms are always scrolling their phones

• is trying (and failing) not to stalk Bristol Palin

• is trying to understand why her crowds in a certain state are...different

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UPCOMING SHOWS - NEW MATERIAL!

• 4/1 - PHILADELPHIA

• 4/2 - RICHMOND

• 4/3 - VA BEACH

• 4/9 - DENVER - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

• 4/22 - PLANO

• 4/23 - TYLER, TX

• 5/7 - COLUMBUS

• 5/10 - NYC - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

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The “passenger princess” trend is where wives embrace their feminine energy by letting their husbands do all the driving, travel planning, and bill paying. Jen and Katlyn watch a video about wives who have no responsibility for the household bills and it triggers strong feelings in them about the passenger princess lifestyle. Jen also reminds everyone that life was not better or simpler in the 1980s and 1990s.

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UPCOMING SHOWS - NEW MATERIAL!

• 3/12 - DETROIT / ROYAL OAK

• 3/13 - MILWAUKEE

• 4/1 - PHILADELPHIA

• 4/2 - RICHMOND

• 4/3 - VA BEACH

• 4/9 - DENVER - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

• 4/22 - PLANO

• 4/23 - TYLER, TX

• 5/7 - COLUMBUS - * NEW DATE *

• 5/10 - NYC - * COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING *

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