🎙️ This Week on the House of Machismo Show...

Marty’s got a brand-new audio toy, and of course, he can’t stop pushing buttons. Whether it enhances the show or just drives everyone crazy… well, you be the judge.

Then, Marty and Albert trade sweaty war stories from their recent 5K run. Was it a triumph of endurance... or just an excuse to wear short shorts in public?

And finally, in a hilarious new bit called "What We Do When No One’s Looking," the guys confess the weird, funny, and slightly questionable things they do behind closed doors. Spoiler: someone sings to their dog in falsetto, and it’s not who you think.

Another episode packed with bro talk, button mashing, and brutal honesty — all brought to you by the masters of barely-macho radio.

This Week on House of Machismo: The guys dive deep into the sacred Bro Code—laying down the rules, calling out the violations, and maybe pointing some fingers along the way. Things get heated, hilarious, and just a little awkward. They also break down what it takes to be the ultimate wingman, complete with a ridiculous (and totally improvised) reenactment. And hold onto your hats, because the House of Machismo crew makes their unexpected—and possibly unforgettable—country music debut. You don't want to miss this one!

We’ve got guest host Jeremy in the House, and it’s nothing but fabulous chaos from start to finish! Marty, Dan, Sauce, and Jeremy take over the mics (sorry, no Albert or K-Rod—probably still picking out their outfits).

The crew dives into their favorite gay movies and TV shows, from iconic classics to hidden gems you need to watch. Then it's game time with the Gay Game Vocabulary Quiz—but who’s really fluent in fabulous? Who’s a bear? Who's an otter? And who’s just confused?

It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s full of laughs. Come celebrate Pride with the Machismo twist!

Today on House of Machismo, guest host Gustavo Alvarez joins the madness—and the guys waste no time making him feel at home… by serenading him with a hit from their favorite boy band. (Because nothing says machismo like synchronized crooning.) But Gustavo’s no slouch—he claps back with a smooth oldie but goodie of his own. Meanwhile, Albert and Marty lace up to share their latest run club escapades, including who nearly passed out and who left the other in the dust. And to wrap things up, it's time for another hilarious round of “Guess That Spanish Word”.

🎙️ This Week on House of Machismo: "Run Club Rejects & Monologue Madness!" 🎬🏃‍♂️💨

Marty and Just Albert lace up for the very first time and join a run club—because why jog solo when you can suffer with strangers? They break down every awkward moment, from Albert’s pre-run carb-loading crisis to Marty’s questionable choice of running shorts. But when the starter pistol fires, the real question is: Who crossed the finish line first? Who was the tortoise, and who was the...slightly out-of-breath tortoise?

Spoiler alert: Someone left the other in the dust, but you’ll have to listen to find out who.

And just when you think it couldn’t get any better, the guys channel their inner thespians and bring their favorite movie monologues to life—complete with dramatic pauses, questionable accents, and enough testosterone to make The Rock raise an eyebrow. Whether it's Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday or Samuel L. Jackson going full Ezekiel 25:17, these guys are bringing the House of Machismo flavor to your favorite cinematic moments. 🎭🔥

On this episode, we discover Sauce’s epic journey into the world of technology—where his home PC refuses to cooperate, and we question if he still uses dial-up internet. Spoiler: He once managed a beeper store! We also welcome special guest Andrew Worley—local actor, director, and producer—who shares his experience in the Dallas acting scene, his first stage production Fatherland, and his vision for the future of filmmaking. It’s an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and some serious creative insight!

In this outrageous episode of House of Machismo, Marty stirs up controversy with a provocative gym locker room selfie, while Just Albert ups the ante by offering his used boxers to fans. The guys dive into viral internet debates like "100 men vs. 1 gorilla" and tackle the ultimate showdown: the cast of House of Machismo vs. a chimpanzee. Chaos, laughs, and questionable choices await—don’t miss it!

This week on the House of Machismo Show, we’re going remote! Marty’s holding down the fort at the Dallas studio, Pretty Boy Dan checks in from his pad in Watauga, and Just Albert beams in all the way from sunny San Diego. Albert dishes on his California trip, the guys debate where to find the best burgers, and Marty discovers he’s been unknowingly subscribed to half the internet (who knew deodorant deliveries were a thing?). All that and more nonsense you didn’t know you needed—only on House of Machismo!