Episodios

  • Christians vs Christians | Thu 9-25-25

    Christians vs Christians | Thu 9-25-25
    Sep 25 2025

    A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews!

    TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / “Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)” - Suno

    (0:04:05) Hey, guys!

    (0:08:45) Punchie TV yesterday

    (0:12:05) Thx Nitt

    (0:13:25) News… Kimmel… Govt jobs

    (0:15:34) Crying SJW didn’t care CK, and had to say it

    (0:22:56) MARK, L.A.: Zenny, John, Trump hates like me!

    (0:39:41) ALLEN, MI: a jaundiced view of Christian denominations; Anger JLP tee

    (0:44:58) ALLEN: Crime punishment, Uprightness

    (0:48:31) ALLEN: Broken windows policing, fare jumpers

    (0:53:22) Fare jumping and crime increased without Tap-to-exit

    (0:59:19) “It’s Time for The Hake Report” 🎵 - Jake Hudson / Husdon, Suno

    (1:02:55) DAVID, Ocala: Jesus loved Jews

    (1:06:22) DAVID: Students “hate crime” pork on Rosh Hashanah prank

    (1:11:14) DAVID: …Sundance Kid, Sam Elliott, Ted Nugent

    (1:17:30) TERRI, OR: Very likely NOT first-time offenders; shoplifter friend

    (1:20:05) ANTHONY, SoCal: YEsterday’s callers, Jews, blaming

    (1:28:05) ANTHONY: Jesus was Jewish

    (1:31:05) ANTHONY: Trump vs Erika, not phony lovey-dubby

    (1:34:45) ANTHONY: Israel deal 1800s, UN

    (1:36:34) ANTHONY vs ZENNY

    (1:47:53) Greggatron; Aries1: Star forts: Statue of Liberty base

    (1:50:29) Coffees: Cesar. Rex: Jeff? Mike.

    (1:52:00) Coffee: Chris: Epstein kool-aid

    (1:52:32) Coffees: YOU are never angry!

    (1:52:55) Coffees: Popcorn: Deserve? Someone: John name

    The Hake Report, Thursday, September 25, 2025 AD

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  • Faking forgiveness | Wed 9-24-25

    Faking forgiveness | Wed 9-24-25
    Sep 24 2025
    Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian.TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer(0:02:35) Music at the park!(0:04:54) President Trump vs UN(0:06:50) Hey, guys!(0:07:53) Knowledge is Poison — and it is! — Hake tee(0:17:31) July 4 Tx ICE shooting — protesters lie!(0:21:32) Charlie Kirk vigil beating: Lie?!(0:25:47) Don Lemon going crazy, Pastor honoring evil(0:33:19) July 4: Solidarity with communists(0:38:12) Sep 24: Today’s Dallas ICE shooting: illegals k—d?(0:41:31) WILLIAM 7: Warning ticket(0:47:13) WILLIAM 7: Anti-ICE shooting? Messages on rounds, Conspiracy Theory(0:51:28) Supers(0:58:01) News… Trump UN speech(1:01:31) Jackson, MS, M— capital of the USA(1:14:41) ALEX, CA: Real vs fake forgiveness: Bro stole my girl(1:22:37) ALEX: JLP, Hake for Trump and Israel till the end. Bibi…(1:27:47) HADEN, TX: John in KY(1:29:19) HADEN: Angry at Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska passing(1:37:36) HADEN vs JOHN, KY(1:43:29) ZENNY, Toronto: Cope, Conspiracy, Israel, I’m part Jewish(1:54:39) ClosingThe Hake Report, Wednesday, September 24, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/24/hake-wed-9-24-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/24/jlp-wed-9-24-25TODAY: PUNCHIE TV https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/23/punchie-tv-episode-057-wed-9-24-25VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB BAD STREAM - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • Haters judgin' | Tue 9-23-25

    Haters judgin' | Tue 9-23-25
    Sep 23 2025

    Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families!

    TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah

    (0:05:14) Coffee: Anchor Baby

    (0:07:29) Hey, guys!

    (0:09:41) Jasmine Crockett, Dana Bash

    (0:25:44) JERMAINE, Canada: Jasmine Crockett, crime leniency

    (0:39:38) Coffees… Erika and FBI questioning? Zinn (not Howard, but George) mess

    (0:46:33) Dolly Parton on marrying young

    (0:52:00) Coffee… ABC Link?

    (1:00:16) Tylenol theory

    (1:08:25) Popcorn, hang on, sir

    (1:09:39) Jimmy Kimmel, Charlie Kirk; "They… dissociated from humanity"

    (1:18:07) More reaction: Maher, Jon Karl

    (1:22:40) Jason Bateman

    (1:27:04) JOHN, KY: Trump is evil, hating

    (1:34:41) Coffee: Popcorn judgin' blindly

    (1:37:30) Coffee: Eric calls Rick asleep … Joel Brind

    (1:41:33) ALEX, TX: Double standard

    (1:54:23) United we stand against those who divide

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 23, 2025 AD

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/23/hake-tue-9-23-25

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    VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

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  • Frustrated at a lack of success | Mon 9-22-25

    Frustrated at a lack of success | Mon 9-22-25
    Sep 22 2025

    You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together.

    TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:03:28) Schmax and Aut— in the Oval Office!

    (0:07:01) Hey, guys!

    (0:08:18) Wisdom: Success makes you want to keep at it

    (0:14:23) Bodybuilding parallel

    (0:19:12) Trump, Elon, shaking hands

    (0:21:01) Trump at Charlie Kirk memorial (NewsNation video)

    (0:38:01) WILL, TX: JLP judged Erika? Bibi war crime? Trump not somber enough?

    (0:57:28) KEN (formerly KEITH), IL: Hamas using Palestinians like Dems use POC! Celebrating the wrong people! Glass half-full.

    (1:04:29) Coffees… Mike, Terri

    (1:06:58) Popcorn: Trump "hates"? JLP and your thoughts?

    (1:11:35) WHM Pakistani in UK, Ben Affleck, Dearborn Mayor

    (1:15:25) ARTHUR, CO: Y'all my Charlie Kirk. Jesus was disrespected… no surprise.

    (1:22:10) Coffee: Cesar complimenting my shirt

    (1:23:21) JAN, Germany: Good, evil, phoniness in post-Charlie Kirk "revival"

    (1:27:31) JAN: What's to come?

    (1:30:08) JERMAINE, Canada: Burpees? Exercise

    (1:33:15) JERMAINE: Jurassic World Rebirth, Scarlett Johansson, couldn't watch it

    (1:38:13) JERMAINE: Erika Kirk speech, emotions, weird, TPUSA direction

    (1:42:13) JERMAINE: Trump: I hate my enemies!

    (1:43:18) Countries on decline: "Recognize Palestine"

    (1:47:25) South Africa neglect… Obama: real Presidents bring us together

    (1:53:56) Outro

    The Hake Report, Monday, September 22, 2025 AD

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/22/hake-mon-9-22-25

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    VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee

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  • Sob stories don't work on me | Fri 9-19-25

    Sob stories don't work on me | Fri 9-19-25
    Sep 19 2025

    Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters…

    TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:02:07) Jimmy Kimmel spoke in blindness

    (0:07:32) Hey, you guys!

    (0:09:28) Robert in KS being silly

    (0:10:58) MICHAEL, Canada: R Kelly, Blink 183

    (0:13:54) MICHAEL: RIP Charlie Kirk

    (0:16:46) MICHAEL: Mimi, Rick, me, how people look in-person

    (0:20:58) MICHAEL: Pushups, pullups

    (0:25:15) CHAD, AZ, 1st: Kingdom of Heaven, Crusades, Islam not banned anywhere?

    (0:38:45) Cesar tip: collage of crime stories

    (0:45:22) Coffee, Pilled: Gaza and Israel

    (0:52:45) Crying Palestinian Al Jazeera journalist

    (0:58:18) Lying(?) Charlie Kirk mocker black — reminiscent of Democrats vs Tea Party

    (1:07:27) WILLIAM: Emanuel Cleaver lied?!

    (1:10:56) WILLIAM: Defund single mothers; Charlie Kirk conspiracies; Hawk Newsome

    (1:17:31) WILLIAM: Claiming Charlie Kirk, not MLK… violence, Damon Imani, Islam

    (1:21:44) F–b Friday (A.I. Golardo)

    (1:25:06) OK we're back

    (1:26:26) She's crying

    (1:34:43) Coffee: Gnarles Barkley

    (1:35:57) Coffee: Popcorn…

    (1:41:46) Coffees, Rumble, Pilled…

    (1:45:32) STEVE'N, MD: Is William black?

    (1:47:43) BRANDI, HI: Prov, Job, Charlie 12: 23

    (1:51:42) ROB, NorCal: Coincidence Theorists…

    (1:54:25) Outro

    The Hake Report, Friday, September 19, 2025 AD

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/19/hake-fri-9-19-25

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  • Trump: Antifa! | Thu 9-18-25

    Trump: Antifa! | Thu 9-18-25
    Sep 18 2025

    Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of TPUSA.

    TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Start

    (0:00:44) Rumble rants! Ronnie; the grandfather of the suspect

    (0:05:12) Hey, guy!

    (0:06:41) Antifa vs Trump vs AP

    (0:15:31) Antifa "peaceful" sympathizers like MLK

    (0:18:40) Chad O. Jackson on MLK being commie IMO

    (0:22:46) Chad O. Jackson on MLK vs Charlie Kirk

    (0:26:34) TERRI, OR: PDX mayor, Antifa against ICE, Christians

    (0:36:40) TERRI: Fascists: Nationalist, Occult… Communists: atheist, liberal-then-clampdown; "capitalism requires growth," or it'll collapse

    (0:44:53) JAN, Germany: Big banks, property rights: Money control, debanking: Ballweg of Querdenken

    (0:54:26) JAN: How he calls-in from overseas

    (0:55:13) JERMAINE, Canada: Kick out Ilhan Omar? Comedian pays guy to sleep with wife?

    (1:00:31) JERMAINE: Rachel Todd, 34, abandoned 3yo? Let off for "mental illness"?

    (1:04:42) Coffees… HBD Rick

    (1:05:37) Coffee: Popcorn: Reading between the lines on Mark & Obama

    (1:11:54) Coffee: Ronnie: defunding single moms, or promote reading?

    (1:18:51) Coffees… Cesar

    (1:23:42) Coffee… Erika Kirk elected CEO of TPUSA

    (1:34:19) DIEGO, CA, 22, 1st: Break-up w/ gf, not God-centered; Want her back

    (1:42:43) ANTHONY, SoCal: Reporting on suspect's romantic "love" and duality

    (1:48:07) ANTHONY: Is it a "genocide" in Gaza?

    (1:54:14) Closing

    The Hake Report, Thursday, September 18, 2025 AD

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/18/hake-thu-9-18-25

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  • The assassin's love | Wed 9-17-25

    The assassin's love | Wed 9-17-25
    Sep 17 2025
    Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks Epstein narrative!Punchie TV 👕 https://jesseleepeterson.shop/search?q=punchie+tvTIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:01:58) Disclaimer(0:04:07) Destiny(0:06:31) Hey, guys!(0:08:33) RONNIE, OH: RIP Charlie Kirk(0:16:37) RONNIE: Disagreed w/ Charlie on 2A debate(0:25:00) RONNIE: Defund single mothers? Reading and eating(0:40:40) BRANDI, HI: I couldn't read. End child support.(0:49:02) WILLIAM III: Single mothers, reading; women in military(0:55:07) WILLIAM III: Kash Patel, Assassin's grandpa's rifle(0:59:15) WILLIAM III: black ladies, WHM, Kirk, Rumble, Conspiracy(1:03:06) Coffees: Based(1:08:37) Coffee: Cesar tip … Ronnie?(1:09:45) Emotional media, emotional K–ller(1:15:19) ABC Matt Gutman(1:20:08) JERMAINE, Canada: Family, not guns or money(1:24:52) JERMAINE: Colombian ex-gf(1:26:01) Chat shoutouts(1:28:46) Rumble: Whose gun was it? Grandpa's? Gift to whom? Tyler?(1:36:16) Virginia Giuffre not reliable source? Kash Patel, Michael Tracey(1:43:53) See you in Valhalla - Kash Patel(1:47:10) Hake News… Calm down.(1:53:23) ClosingThe Hake Report, Wednesday, September 17, 2025 ADBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/17/hake-wed-9-17-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/9/17/jlp-wed-9-17-25VIDEO: YT - Rumble - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/showThe views here do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied, but general information and entertainment only.HAKE NOTES | Wed 9-17-25HAKE NEWS (CNN email or theSkimm or Morning Brew or AP Wed 9-17-25)🗞️ News 1: Hurricane season quiet lately, but Tropical Depression may turn into Tropical Storm Gabrielle // Trumps visit UK // Tyler Robinson in court “virtually” yesterday //📰 News 2: Israel disputes UN “human rights” claim of “genocide” // Jerry Greenfield quits Ben & Jerry’s over Unilever clampdown on their radical political messages // RIP Robert Redford, 89 //NOT READ: LASERs vs airplanes, Boston // $30M increased security for Congressmen, say Republicans // Kash Patel vs Congress // Morning Brew: US-Tiktok deal // OpenAI ChatGPT safeguards: Parents, “mental health” drama // AP: Foreign disinfo re: Kirk death // DOJ suing OR, ME, voter data //PUNCHIE TV HAKE BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/17/jlp-on-punchie-tv-episode-056-wed-9-17-25 — Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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  • College 'kids' think they know | Tue 9-16-25

    College 'kids' think they know | Tue 9-16-25
    Sep 16 2025

    RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods.

    TIMESTAMPS

    (0:00:00) Stream / CashApps!

    (0:03:01) Hey, guys! When she's crying - JLP tee

    (0:05:31) News… Shipwreck Lake Michigan; 100 days till Christmas

    (0:11:14) News… "genocide," Bibi haters

    (0:14:41) DAVID, Ocala: Robert Redford, "Raindrops…" The Sting; 3 Days of the Condor; T2

    (0:22:52) DAVID: Charlie Kirk assassin a "kid," what's going on in my country

    (0:33:36) DAVID: France riots; Division, terror; WWII, Israel's founding

    (0:43:59) Christians in Israel

    (0:48:24) Black dude in the UK!

    (0:55:15) Coffees: Greggatron

    (0:59:54) Coffees: Tom, Cesar

    (1:02:31) Nausea pronunciation

    (1:04:01) "Coward" accusation, "lone LOSER"

    (1:07:11) Chad O. Jackson, Delano Squires, MLK, communism

    (1:18:24) Jordan Peele

    (1:23:12) Elon Musk, Muslims in Germany

    (1:29:28) Chat shoutouts. Punchie chat: Robert Redford, liberal, anti-Trump

    (1:30:09) Coffee: blacks in crosswalks, Calvin & Hobbes spreading a bad mood

    (1:36:05) WILLIAM III: Robert Redford, good actor, liberal

    (1:40:29) WILLIAM III: Charlie Kirk RIP, not gonna do the coyote

    (1:44:14) WILLIAM III: Happy bday Rick

    (1:46:19) Supers from Yesterday and today

    (1:49:44) RICK, VA: Trump on Charlotte train incident, mental health/anger

    (1:54:03) Outro

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 16, 2025 AD

    BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/9/16/hake-tue-9-16-25

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