Amanda opens the episode with a joke that sets the tone before the trio takes a trip back to the early days of social media and all the chaos that came with it. Things escalate quickly when Amanda shares an FML so unhinged it turns into a collective ‘WTF,’ James drags everyone down a Reddit spiral, and another rock showdown manages to irritate James yet again. Somewhere between learning questionable facts about pyramids and hearing a story that raises a very important question—Mangoose, do you fear it?—the episode fully embraces its brain dead destiny.

James kicks things off with a joke that sets the tone, then Amanda recounts a recent run-in with The Bad that immediately raises concerns about Tyler needing a lawyer. AI shows up purely to roast James, Amanda launches into a mini game rant, and the group discovers why James is—once again—in pain. Things wrap up with a surprisingly deep question: if you only had one round-trip in a time machine, how badly would you mess up the timeline? It’s chaotic, speculative, and full of advice you should absolutely not take.

The new year starts exactly how you’d expect—with absolutely no adult supervision. Amanda, Tyler, and James are joined by Arson to debate whether Amanda completely botched the intro, revisit some late Christmas content, and unveil a surprise that sends the group spiraling. The infamous Christmas curse refuses to stay in December as bad internet connections cause panic and prove what happens when the teacher leaves the room unattended. Somewhere along the way, the gang tries (and fails) to pinpoint the exact moment this show went off the rails. New year, same chaos, zero control.