The Girl Behind The Guru: READING MY RUTHLESS TWEETS

Here you will find an exclusive all access peak into my VIP twitter feed. Each of my 427 faithful, yet non-engaging, followers are previous teenage friends/acquaintances all whom I haven't talked to in over five years. Lucky for them, they get daily authentic, real, raw and ruthless thoughts of mine that I curate into 280 character limit tweets. Not that they care, literally two people have favorited my tweets in the last three years. Yet they all still follow me...nosey mother f*ckers! Just kidding, I love it.  I'll share my life with anyone who listens, even if the only reason you're listening is to judge me.