The Familiar Chaos of Football Season

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Josh napalms his throat with Fire Hot Fritos and then explains how he let AI draft his fantasy team… to an F. Amanda declares it the Season of All The Germs and the Microsoft Planner of Doom (167 “due today” tasks!), while the Wilsons unpack kid boredom, screen-time rage-quits, and transitions that need a landing strip. Then it’s Gainesville game-day anthropological fieldwork: “Team Mario Brothers,” vanished shorts, white cowboy boots, and bleachers hot enough to sear a memoir. Recommendations include Halloween book-nook kits and the cinematic perfection of Paddington 2. Plus: shout-outs to Chicken Tom, Refined Gay Jeff, and the end-credits football roster you didn’t know you needed.

Talking points

• AI-drafted fantasy team: how to earn an F without trying
• Household plague, deadlines, and why 95 overdue tasks is progress
• Kid boredom vs. screens: dopamine, coding, and the art of stopping
• Midtown safari: Mario mustaches, micro-shorts, and molten bleachers
• Recs: Michael’s book-nook kits & Paddington 2 (Wes-ish wonder)
• End-credits football thank-yous to the Super Familiar fam.

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