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-🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew
“To Pee or Not to Pee… That Is the Disclaimer?”

Y’all… it got weird. Real weird.

The age-old debate: is it midgets or little people—and why does Pan Blanco keep looking guilty like we’re talking about his short ass?

Special guest alert: filling in for Pinkie is none other than Spook’s sister, Barbara Jean—aka BJ (yes, that’s her real nickname and yes, we made it inappropriate immediately). She's Loca Lisa’s cousin, so you know the family tea is piping hot.

Also:
🌀 The Wizard of Oz? A lie.
🥋 The Karate Kid? Manipulative nonsense.
👀 Is there such a thing as a fear of little people or are we just horrible humans?
🥴 And what the hell is “BJ’s Revenge”? (Hint: it involves tequila, glitter, and a restraining order.)

All this and a whole damn mess of Effin’ Mumble Jumble.
You’ve been warned. Again.

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Ever been cheated on? Well, buckle up — because one of our own CrunchCrew ladies caught her new “Mr. Right” rockin’ a wedding ring and a newborn… and didn’t even know it. Shoutout to the savage Facebook group that blew up his double life like a firework on the 4th.

Then Spook takes us back to when he and another dude accidentally teamed up to bust his live-in girl playing both of them — and yes, her clothes were neatly packed and waiting on the porch. Bye boo 👋

Plus… Loca Lisa confesses something about handcuffs (again), and we dive into an AITA from a woman asking if she’s wrong for telling her grown-ass man to WIPE. HIS. ASS. 🤦‍♀️🧻

All this and a whole bunch of that sweet, unfiltered, unpredictable Effin’ Mumble Jumble!

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-🎙️ Today on The Effin' CrunchCrew...

We dive headfirst into the twisted tale of Couples Who Slay Together, starting with the real-life nightmares: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka—aka the Ken & Barbie killers. Love, blood, and some seriously effed up honeymoon vibes.

Then... ever tried to sell your farts in a jar on eBay? Somebody has. And somebody bought them. We ask the real questions: Is it next to your poop knife, or do you keep that in a more... sacred drawer?

PLUS: AITA? A woman says she’ll dump her man if he doesn’t start wiping his ass. Yes, you read that right. Grown ass man. Grown ass... not being wiped. 🧻🚨

Get ready for all that and a whole bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble that will make your therapist ask if you're okay. (We’re not.)

💩💨🔪 Tune in, wipe front to back, and buckle up.

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We’re diggin’ up bodies and talkin’ about bowels—because why the hell not?

We’re resurrecting our “Women Serial Killers” series with none other than Belle Gunness: the OG Black Widow of the Midwest, who didn’t just ghost her lovers… she buried them. Literally.

But wait—ever heard of a poop knife? Yeah… we hadn’t either. But now we can’t un-hear it, and neither will you. From murder to mystery meat to questionable bathroom tools, we cover it all with our signature mix of dark humor, adult language, and zero filter.

Add in a whole lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble, and you’ve got an episode that’s part true crime, part toilet talk, and all kinds of wrong in the best damn way.

Listener warning: You’re gonna need a strong stomach and maybe your own poop knife.

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🎙️Today on The Effin CrunchCrew:

Things get dark, greasy, and straight-up WTF?!

Bryan Kohberger pleads guilty to slaughtering 4 Idaho students—just to dodge the death penalty? We’re talkin’ justice or just BS?
Meanwhile, Diddy’s out here catching wrist taps instead of real time behind bars—and we still don’t know what the hell the baby oil was for... 👀💦

And in a real-life Disney horror story—a 5-year-old girl falls off a cruise ship, and guess who's the genius that sat her on the railing? Yep... Dad of the Year material.

Plus, it’s a full house: Big Spook, Pinkie, Loca Lisa, and Pan Blanco are all in the building bringing the heat and the Effin’ Mumble Jumble you crave!

Buckle up—this one’s raw, real, and ridiculous.
Only on The Effin CrunchCrew. 🎧🔥

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