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HAPPY TGHANKS GIVING THROWBACK!!

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🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew…
We finally did it! The man I’ve talked about for YEARS—my homie, my brother from another mother—BIG O is in the house!! And yeah… things got CRAY CRAY real quick!

We dig into the history:
🔒 10 YEARS LOCKED UP —what it was really like,
🕊️ what changed when he got out,
and how the hell BIG O got FIRED… IN PRISON?!
Bro, you got ONE job—serve the food… not start a food fight!

PLUS—we’re bringing in a brand-new segment we’ll revisit from now on:
🍕 PRISON CHEF 101 – How to make pizza, tamales, spreads, and ALL kinds of jailhouse gourmet with a chip bag, hot water, and pure imagination.

AND WAIT FOR IT—
What did the FORKLIFT do to Spook & Big O when they were fighting?!
How come it took 6 HOURS for Spook, Pan Blanco & Big O to move ONE upright piano?!
Why is the whole crew picking on Spook’s sleeping habits?!
Dude naps like he’s in witness protection!

All this… AND…
A Whole Lotta EFFIN’ MUMBLE JUMBLE
coming at your ears this episode…
RIGHT NOW on The Effin’ CrunchCrew! 🎧🔥

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- Whats a weenus??
- LOCUS are coming !!
- Whats wrong with a trashed donut ? It was in a box.
- Dirty Fountain Drink Dispenser
- Nancy Green born a slave in 1834 but became a very wealthy woman who we know as " Aunt Jemima "Nancy Green actually worked with the Aunt Jemima brand until 1923.
- Leave my childhood alone!!
- Speedy Gonzales & his cousin Slow Poke Rodriguez
- (Sponsor ) NOT JUST Q
- Hitting same Dog In The Street In California Twice!! Same Day ...UGHH
- Walking from house to corner store in California wearing blue shirt and Ran into 3 gang bangers who didnt like the color blue..."what happen was!"...
- This and a Bunch of Effin' Mumble Jumble !!!

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🔥 Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew… You’re Gonna Wanna Hear This One! 🔥

So apparently… Pinkie has NEVER seen The Goonies. Yeah. Let that sink in. The whole crew’s losing their minds—like, who raised you, Pinkie?! But before the pitchforks come out, she redeems herself by meeting MANA, the iconic Mexican rock band, and hitting their concert like a total rock queen. Viva la música, baby! 🎸🇲🇽

Meanwhile, Blanco and Spook are out here saying another man smelled great. Uh, excuse me? What kind of cologne commercial did we just walk into?! The chaos doesn’t stop there—because then comes the big debate: go to a Cowboys game or stay home?
When parking alone costs seventy freakin’ bucks, the verdict’s in—park your ass at home with better views and free beer! 🍻

Then Spook casually drops, “Oh yeah, I met Chuck Norris in an elevator.” Wait—WHAT?! 🤯
And Blanco? This fool skipped school just to watch a jaguar explode on set for Walker, Texas Ranger. Talk about dedication to Texas TV history!

Just when you think the show can’t get any wilder, Spook goes off about how we’ve all been lied to—turns out the Wicked Witch from The Wizard of Oz wasn’t even evil! She was just misunderstood. So now it’s EFF WICKED! all day long.

Between Pinkie’s near tears (thanks, Blanco 😒), confessions about man-smells, and the unpredictable madness of Effin’ Mumble Jumble, this episode is a full-blown ride—funny, weird, and 100% Effin’ CrunchCrew.

🎧 Buckle up and press play—because this one’s got nostalgia, nonsense, and just enough chaos to make your day.

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- THROWBACK THURSDAY EFFIN'SIBLING DAY recall!!

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- ⚠️ Listener Discretion is Strongly Advised ⚠️
If you’re easily offended, sober, or currently clutching your pearls—this probably ain’t the episode for you! Grab a drink, loosen up, and prepare for some good ol’ fashioned Effin’ Mumble Jumble! 🍻🎧

🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew!
We’re finally back, baby! It’s been a hot damn minute—PINKIE & Spook took “vacations,” but of course, nothing ever goes smooth with this crew!

Spook hits Branson, Missouri thinkin’ he’s about to chill mountain-style in a cabin out in Arkansas… next thing you know—bam! Dude ends up in the freakin’ hospital and misses work for almost a month! 😳 WTH happened, Spook?!

Meanwhile, PINKIE flies her cute lil’ self to Miami for a wedding—and rumor has it, the ocean tried to snatch her clothes again! 🌊👙 Girl, you gotta stop turning every beach trip into an episode of Baywatch After Dark!

And Pan Blanco? Man’s out here filming Wild Freakin’ Kingdom in his backyard while his dog GusGus catches feelings for a damn coyote! 🐺❤️🐶 Somebody get that pup on a reality show!

All this chaos, a whole lotta laughs, and of course—a mess of Effin’ Mumble Jumble!
Because when the crew finally links back up… you already know—sh!t gets wild! 🤘🔥 & Happy Bday To Loca Lisa!!

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- Who believes in reincarnation??
- What is a SOUL...No Blanco its not a James Brown song!
- 2 year old boy James talks about being a past life pilotbin WW II who was shot down
- Where is reincarnation more believed in ?
- Pan Blanco feels bad killing bugs... ?
- Will Pan Blanco reincarnate into a Camel Spider.. EWW !
- Most kids who talk about past lives usually stop remembering the past life around 5-9 years old . Does this mean we all could have been reincarnated??
- Pan Blanco worked at Chinese restaurant chopping meat ?? WTF !!
- Chicken Pox & Video Games ... LMAO Only Pan Blanco!!
- All This and A Whole Lotta Effin' Mumble Jumble !!!

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🎙️ Today on The Effin’ CrunchCrew!
Yeah, we know… it’s been a minute! We took a longer break than planned — damn Spook had to go and land himself in the hospital! But don’t worry, Big Spook’s alive, kickin’, and still talkin’ his mess! 💪🏽💀

We’re back in full swing and today we’re diving into some bangers that just hit the big 3-0! That’s right — songs that dropped 30 freakin’ years ago! Feeling old yet? Yeah, us too… 😂

Of course, we got your favorite dose of that Effin’ Mumble Jumble, the kind of randomness that makes you question your life choices but keeps you laughin’ anyway.

So grab your drink, crank the volume, and let’s get Effin’ weird again — because The Effin’ CrunchCrew is BACK, baby! 🔥🎧👻