Episodios

  • Get Your Kicks On Route 666! • Revelation, Chapter 13

    Get Your Kicks On Route 666! • Revelation, Chapter 13
    Jan 18 2026
    We take the scenic route today! Look at that beautiful shoreline! - Taking bus 666 to Hel, Poland - We learn why hotels don't have a 666th floor! - Callback to the Monster Energy Drink Controversy (not that I drink too much Monster Energy Drink - that's ANOTHER controversy!) - isn't a lion's mouth ALSO a leopard's mouth? - TOO MANY BEASTS! - Two Beasts or NOT two Beasts? - Cumber Benny - Wait for chapter 17....religious people HATE it! - ....and more!
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    2 h
  • DAMN! This Red Dragon is FIENNES! • Revelation, Chapter 12

    DAMN! This Red Dragon is FIENNES! • Revelation, Chapter 12
    Jan 11 2026
    On this episode - This chapter of the bible stars Ralph Fiennes! - "Let's eat Grandma!" - Who is this woman clothed with the sun? - "That thing where you go into the closet with the priest?" - Joseph is a little bit rock n' roll.... - Dragon....deez nuts! - Is the war in heaven PAST tense or FUTURE tense? And why is everyone so TENSE? - DANIEL! - Hey Jude! - Woe unto the inhabiters of the earth AND the sea! (f*ck those fish!) Satan is his own thang! - No scheming devil here, just a raging beast (but not THE beast - that's another guy!) - So Satan is Rufio? - Machiavelli vs.....Good Machiavelli - ...and more!
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    1 h y 17 m
  • Chapter Eleven: Spiritual Bankruptcy - Revelation Chapter 11

    Chapter Eleven: Spiritual Bankruptcy - Revelation Chapter 11
    Jan 4 2026
    On this episode: The Infernal Revenue Service - The Beubeir-beast! - We can't blame King James for this one - Good Will (Have Been) Hunting - The Haves and the Have Had Nots - The Beast is Lucy with the football - An UN - Holy Trinity? - It's A Great Revelation, Charlie Brown - What about Gomorrah? - I never know what to get for Witness Death Day - ....and more!
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    1 h y 23 m
  • Eating Is Fundamental • Revelation, Chapter 10

    Eating Is Fundamental • Revelation, Chapter 10
    Dec 28 2025
    On this episode - Tevildo, Prince Of Cats! - John of Patmos eats his words! - In the beginning there was the word....and it was delicious! - What does a Stephen King book taste like? - Bathtub Gin (If you know The Shining, that's really funny) - the literary equivalent of brussel sprout farts - John is pushin' my buttons - Personal Pan Prophecy - Special guest Bing Crosby - Theophany: the appearance of Theo - ...and more!
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    1 h y 24 m
  • Abaddon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here! • Revelation, Chapter 9

    Abaddon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here! • Revelation, Chapter 9
    Dec 21 2025
    On this episode - Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Abaddon? - This is a STING operation! - My windshield is covered in bugs with human faces! - Heeeelllllp Meeee! - Baxter Stockman? What are YOU doing here? - Who left the bottomless furnace open again?! - Satan is FINALLY here! (maybe) - Float like a butterfly, sting like a scorpion - the many names of Hell....that don't actually mean "hell." - Would you rather fight a million locust-sized human-faced locusts, or one human-sized human faced locust? - Like a Magic Eye poster that pokes you in the eye - ....and more!
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    1 h y 10 m
  • Wormwood! • Revelation, Chapter 8

    Wormwood! • Revelation, Chapter 8
    Dec 14 2025
    Worm woulda, shoulda, coulda - The Three Woes - "Woa, woa, woa!" - A want a third of his family DEAD! - The GODfather - Why is the film called the Seventh Seal and not the Fourth Seal? - "ABOUT half an hour?" - the calm before the storm - the trouble with Chernobyl being the beginning of the end is that it was forty years ago - Wormwood, Mugwort, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw - She's so licorice! - How can a star be made out of wood?! - The more you know....the more of a sinner you are! - ....and more!
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    1 h y 6 m
  • Six-Seven! • Revelation, Chapter 7

    Six-Seven! • Revelation, Chapter 7
    Dec 7 2025
    On this episode: Who REALLY understand the meaning of "six-seven?" - "And palms in their hands?" - 🎵 One hundred forty four thousand between the six and the seeeeven! 🎵 - At the end of all things, will we finally hear the Monster Mash? - Andrew Lloyd Scripture - My favorite baktun is his Toccata and Fugue - Get a load of THIS diptych! - ... and more!
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    52 m
  • The Four Horse Mans Of The Apocalypse • Revelation, Chapter 6

    The Four Horse Mans Of The Apocalypse • Revelation, Chapter 6
    Nov 30 2025
    On this episode: Horse MEN, or Horsemen? - Come and see! - What the HELL is goin' on?! - our first view of the Antichrist (kinda) - NOW I understand Tombstone! - We make some leaps (much like those horses!) - Hold your horsemen! - The wrath of the lamb is an oxymoron....even though it's a lamb - Milton definitely read Revelation - You are two paychecks away from being homeless - "hurt not the oil and the wine" - We are the world, we are the Romans - Don't ALL of these involve death? - The four MODERN horsemen: Pedantism, Punnery, Rulenick and Math - The Pestilence Problem - The Sad Collector! - "Bu-LOOD!" ...and more!
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    1 h y 41 m