Episodios

  • The Four Horse Mans Of The Apocalypse • Revelation, Chapter 6

    The Four Horse Mans Of The Apocalypse • Revelation, Chapter 6
    Nov 30 2025
    On this episode: Horse MEN, or Horsemen? - Come and see! - What the HELL is goin' on?! - our first view of the Antichrist (kinda) - NOW I understand Tombstone! - We make some leaps (much like those horses!) - Hold your horsemen! - The wrath of the lamb is an oxymoron....even though it's a lamb - Milton definitely read Revelation - You are two paychecks away from being homeless - "hurt not the oil and the wine" - We are the world, we are the Romans - Don't ALL of these involve death? - The four MODERN horsemen: Pedantism, Punnery, Rulenick and Math - The Pestilence Problem - The Sad Collector! - "Bu-LOOD!" ...and more!
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    1 h y 41 m
  • Loose Seal! • Revelation, Chapter 5

    Loose Seal! • Revelation, Chapter 5
    Nov 23 2025
    On this episode: - Bible.com take the wheel! - I obviously don't watch Arrested Development - All English teachers are destined for the fires of hell - Not the beasts we want, but the ones we deserve - If comedy is always funny, why do Lester and Kynan exist? - I dunno, what's a biblion with you? - DANIEL! - Don't let the door of heaven hit ya where your seventh seal is! - pizza be with you (and also with you) - Teenage Mutant Ninja Seals - Mary had a little lamb - Seven is a perfect number because - The lab takes the scroll, the farmer takes the wife - R is our Redeemer - ...and more!
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    1 h y 7 m
  • Holy, Holy, Holy! • Revelation, Chapter 4

    Holy, Holy, Holy! • Revelation, Chapter 4
    Nov 16 2025
    On this version: Heavens to murgatroyd! - Must be Maybelline - So are we talking about four beasts with four heads, one beast with four heads, or four beasts with one head? - Twelve is a number of completeness because twelve is a number of completeness - Holy, holy, holy! - Should American students be forced to learn Arabic numerals as part of their math curriculum? - angeLOLogy! - Stick to King Lear, Scofield! - This is the song that never ends! - Who has two thumbs and created all? This guy! - Who runs the world? Girls. - ...and more!
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    52 m
  • Send This Email To Three More Churches Or The World Will End! • Revelation, Chapter 3

    Send This Email To Three More Churches Or The World Will End! • Revelation, Chapter 3
    Nov 9 2025
    On this episode:
    We're still crackin' that book! - Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout, I'm tellin' you why....Sword-Mouth Jesus is comin' to town! - Where is Dimmy's mother when you need her? - Behold, I stand at the door and knock - I would thou wert cold or hot - heathens vs heretics - Which church are you? Take this Buzzfeed quiz! - I had no idea about the bible verses on the In-N-Out wrappers! - We are the world, we are the Romans - "Bad things happen in Philadelphia." - What happened to Ben Stein? - ...and more!
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    1 h y 8 m
  • This Revelation Could Have Been An Email • Revelation, Chapter 2

    This Revelation Could Have Been An Email • Revelation, Chapter 2
    Nov 2 2025
    In this episode, we look into Revelation Chapter 2, exploring the letters sent to the seven churches. We discuss the significance of each church's message, the historical context of early Christianity, and the implications of terms like 'synagogue of Satan.' We also look into the complexities of early Christian communities, particularly focusing on the city of Pergamum and the challenges faced by believers in maintaining their faith amidst economic pressures and societal demands. We discuss the martyrdom of Antipas, the implications of the doctrine of Balaam, and the influence of figures like Jezebel and the Nicolaitans!
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    1 h y 18 m
  • The Beginning Of The End Times! Revelation, Part 1

    The Beginning Of The End Times! Revelation, Part 1
    Oct 26 2025
    40 m
  • The Rapture Part 2 - Raptures!

    The Rapture Part 2 - Raptures!
    Oct 19 2025
    On this episode:
    In Hell , no one can hear you scream (because they're all screaming). Rapture Watch - now they can open doors! - It's always in the last place you look! - "Extra-do?" - The Apocalypse of Elijah - Pseudo Ephram, I presume? - Auntie Christ - Oppa Rapture Style - The Second Coming of Kevin Bacon - The Great Disappointment - tarring and feathering is actually REALLY BAD! - British VS American Fantasy - ...and more!
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    55 m
  • Rapture?! Damn Near Killed 'er! (Rapture part 1)

    Rapture?! Damn Near Killed 'er! (Rapture part 1)
    Oct 12 2025
    Have we been LEFT BEHIND??? - I can't operate on this plane...because I'm Nick Cage! - Armageddon means Apocalypse and Apocalypse means nobody gets Left Behind - Which came first, American Evangelicals or the Apocalypse? - I'll take "The Ssollonians" for 500, Alex! - Scholars hate it! - The "trump" of God?! - Nothin'! What's a parasang wit' YOU? - "In MY house we call it "Two Corinthians." - Don't go back to the house! - Stay woke, for no man knows the day or the hour - ...and more!
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    1 h