Did you miss out on ordering the BTS Meal at McDonalds? Live what could have been if you had split 10 chicky nuggiez with the trio on our way to Brazil where we head into the woods to meet the backwards footed Curupira. Keira shares a marriage announcement, Grim tells us how to avoid ending up like Old Yeller, and Felicia veers off the beaten path.

Content Warnings: Strong Language, Body Horror, Sexual Content

Links That Do Good:

World Wildlife Fund: https://www.worldwildlife.org/

The Rainforest Trust: https://www.rainforesttrust.org/  

Save Sacred Land in Haiwii: http://chng.it/MV98Xgrx4V

Walrus from Space: https://geohive.maxar.com/walrus/register

Lead Researcher: Keira

Audio Editor: Felicia

Cover Art: Becca

Music: Loyalty Freak 

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Come disrespect a bridge by dancing across it to the sounds of Spitfire Grill: The Musical with the trio as we continue to make jokes at the expense of the Goatman of Old Alton Bridge. Felicia references Unsolved an uncomfortable number of times, Keira devolves into madness, and Grim stares at you quietly.  

Content Warnings: Strong Language, Discussion of Death, Brief Mention of Animal Mutilation

Links That Do Good:

ASPCA: https://www.aspca.org/

Color of Change: https://colorofchange.org/

Healing While Black: https://gofund.me/15ef5f14 

Walrus from Space: https://geohive.maxar.com/walrus/register

Black Lives Matter: Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatter.com/

Lead Researcher: Felicia

Audio Editor: Felicia

Cover Art: Becca

Music: Loyalty Freak 

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Some conspiracy theories are fun, others are easy to believe, and then there are the dumb ones. This week the trio debunks the conspiracy theories surrounding The Moon Landing. Grim introduces us to Raul Kubrick, Felicia posts blurry pictures of rice, and Keira suggests an out of this world location for Chuck-E-Cheese.

Content Warnings: Strong Language, Discussion of Death

Links That Do Good:

Color of Change: https://colorofchange.org/

Healing While Black: https://gofund.me/15ef5f14  

Native Wellness Institute: https://www.nativewellness.com/

Walrus from Space: https://geohive.maxar.com/walrus/register

Gary Sinise Foundation: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/

Lead Researcher: Grim

Audio Editor: Felicia

Cover Art: Becca

Music: Loyalty Freak 

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The winner of Spooktacular 2 is Felicia!

Happy Halloween!

You probably won’t see this Jersey Boy on a Broadway stage any time soon. The trio is out in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey looking for the notorious Jersey Devil. Keira discusses poetry, Grim talks dogs, and Felicia lives to spites god.

Content Warnings: Strong Language

Links That Do Good:

The Trevor Project: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

Pet Alliance of Orlando: https://petallianceorlando.org/

Culture Aid NOLA: https://www.cultureaidnola.org/ida

California Tribal Fund: https://www.firstnations.org/california-tribal-fund/

Lead Researcher: Keira

Audio Editor: Felicia

Cover Art: Becca

Music: Loyalty Freak 

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Are you a fan of fashion icon and music legend MC Hammer? So is this episode’s cryptid! Welcome to the stage, the poorly named, Fresno Nighcrawlers. Felicia makes a new enemy, Keira creates a conspiracy, and Grim unlocks a memory.

Content Warnings: Strong Language

Links That Do Good:

Save Sacred Land in Haiwii: http://chng.it/MV98Xgrx4V

California Tribal Fund: https://www.firstnations.org/california-tribal-fund/

National Institute of Mental Health: https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/find-help/

Justice For Brendon Galbreath: https://www.gofundme.com/f/justice-for-brendon-galbreath  

Referenced this Episode

Tachi Yokut Tribe: https://www.tachi-yokut-nsn.gov/

Lead Researcher: Felicia

Audio Editor: Felicia

Cover Art: Becca

Music: Loyalty Freak 

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Out on the rolling green hills of Scotland lives a water creature so sticky it might as well be the ball pit of a 1997 McDonalds. The trio is of course on the hunt for the majestic, and desperately in need of some soap, species of water horse known as Kelpies. Grim teaches us how to kill a pony boy, Felicia offers more exciting Patreon Content, and Keira hates sticky horse.

Content Warnings: Strong Language, Body Horror, Child Death

Links That Do Good:

ASPCA: https://www.aspca.org/

House of Tulip: https://houseoftulip.org/

The Trevor Project: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

Suicide Prevention Lifeline: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

National Institute of Mental Health: https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/find-help/

Lead Researcher: Grim

Audio Editor: Felicia

Cover Art: Becca

Music: Loyalty Freak 

This Episodes Bog Witch:

Chris

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Down by the seashore is where the trio will be crying exactly seven tears in order to get themselves a Selkie bride. Keira lacks the basic understanding of waterside geography, Grim* explains how prostitution works, and Felicia tries to get a wife by feeding seals fish.

*The Artist Formerly Known As Gabby

Content Warnings: Strong Language, Discussion of Abuse, Mention of Suicide, Discussion of Violence Against Women, Body Horror

Links That Do Good:

The Marsha P Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/

The Trevor Project: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

Suicide Prevention Lifeline: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/

National Institute of Mental Health: https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/find-help/

Lead Researcher: Keira

Audio Editor: Felicia

Cover Art: Becca

Music: Loyalty Freak 

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