An awesome day for Kobe Bryant, and a not so great day for Kevin Pillar's tinder profile. Not many surprises at the top of the draft, except the Bengals expediting Joe Burrow's retirement. Much like the Packers trying to expedite Aaron Rodgers out of Green Bay.

Bad day to be a guy who runs his face into people for a living, great day to be a fan of violence as the NFL adds a 17th regular season game. The draft officially starts at pick 3. Nets and Lakers stockpile vets fresh out of the spin cycle. The clock strikes midnight on Oral Roberts...

...And then there were 8.

Florida and Ohio state get that sloppy toppy on the court, as the annual Cinderella story Oral Roberts clutches two upsets over power 5 schools. Kenny Gollapaid secures the bag, in exchange for his relevance.

Drew Brees finally retires. Maybe Michael Thomas can open up the route tree now. On the other hand, Alvin Kamaras stock is plummeting faster than gamestop. Bill Belichick opens his settings and turns the salary cap off. Guess how many tigers you can buy with your stimulus check.

Jerry Jones backs up the Brinks truck for Dolla Dak Prescott, hopefully they don't have anyone else on that roster to pay. J.J. Watt heads to the desert - source: us. Over/Under 10 games before he's injured. The NBA All-Star game turned into a half-court shoot out as Team Lebron was the first to hit an unnecessary 170 points. The NBA couldn't be less creative as they waste the potential of another dunk contest. Bring out the shark tanks, Adam.

In this episode the guys talk their recent discovery of one of the most electric sports that exists, dog racing, as well as who's right in the battle of the super rich athletes who are both probably out of touch with reality in Zlatan Ibrahimović or Lebron James, and a movie review of Denzel's latest. Hey, the sports world is quiet right now, sue us. Stick around 'til the end for some hypothetical child abuse.

Did you miss us? Probably not but we're back anyway. We know, our timing couldn't have been worse to take a hiatus, but we've changed this time, we promise. Brady gets loose off the avocado tequila as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers sail their way to a championship, we have the NFL draft in our sights and we talk some current events and definitely don't get kind of political.

In a battle for which quarterback will win the comeback player of the year, Alex Smith took the W when the SteeLers finally ran into a football team, THE football team. Frauds? You be the Judge. The NFL playoff picture is starting to take shape as we head into week 14, and Oh yeah there's also some basketball stuff happening right now.