Now, even by our standards this is a little confusing.

Last week we sat down to record a patron-only Q&A, and we weren't 100% successful. We did manage to record, and we did end-up with a piece of purple content, but we didn't get around to actually answering any of your questions.

This week we should have been recording a non-patron episode, and one that did include a guest contributor. We did manage to record, but at some point along the way we managed to misplace the guest, so we had to come up with a different plan.

Which means (deep breath) we sat down and recorded a patron-only style Q&A episode but one that is also available to non-patrons, we actually answered some of your questions but we weren't able to ask any of our own questions, because the guest who was invited somehow became uninvited.

Oh, and Ant forgot to include the intro...

Other than that it all went swimmingly x

She Used To Be Mine - Sara Bareilles and Rufus Wainwright

Bob Mortimer & Fuji 9

Fablon

TCD Merch Store

Become Purple and support the show

The Invisible Man Volume 1: 1991-1997

The Invisible Man Volume2: 1998-2014

Facebook

Instagram

Website

I seemed to recall that we said at some point that we would try and get a few more guests on TCD (...sorry Lucy), it could have been as a result of passing the 250 mark or it might even have been a sort of NY resolution.

Now clearly anything that either of us states as an intention (or even a hard-and-fast truth) should be taken under advisement, but in this case it is playing out as described. Saying that I didn't think all of them would be so close to home, because today marks the debut of the third (in podcast terms) and the first (chronologically speaking) of my offspring, with the appearance of Sofi.

I have really enjoyed these episodes, not least because of how proud I am of all of them, but also because of the little nuggets of insight that have been uncovered as we have chatted.

Love'n'loud trousers

h

TCD Merch Store

Become Purple and support the show

The Invisible Man Volume 1: 1991-1997

The Invisible Man Volume2: 1998-2014

Facebook

Instagram

Website

Buses.

You wait 251 episodes to get one of my boys on the pod, and just like that you get the other one.

Actually it was all a bit odd this week, Ant is away in California so we have been juggling and crowbarring, just to find a suitable moment to sync the time zones and press record. And yes before you ask, crowbarring is a word.

Anyway not wanting to be the odd brother out, Nial was able to join us for a chat that threw up some Hoggarthian nuggets of random fact. Two hundred and fifty in and we are still unearthing this stuff, everyday is indeed a school day.

Love'n'ladders

h

TCD Merch Store

Become Purple and support the show

The Invisible Man Volume 1: 1991-1997

The Invisible Man Volume2: 1998-2014

Facebook

Instagram

Website

I don't know if it is because we are in a new year (Happy 2026 btw) or because it feels a while since the 250th, but this episode feels like a new start, maybe a do-over, or even a hard reset.

(of course all of that is merely a figure of speech, and for those of you that worry about these things I am not currently trying to press a little button on the base with an unfolded paper clip).

Anyway Ant and I have been having production chats about what the next incarnation of TCD (...sorry Lucy) is going to sound like, and the first thing that came to mind was 'get some more guests on!'.

And so that is where we have started, and for #251 that means we answered the oft-quoted-call, and got one of the kids in.

Love'n'third-born

h

TCD Merch Store

Become Purple and support the show

The Invisible Man Volume 1: 1991-1997

The Invisible Man Volume2: 1998-2014

Facebook

Instagram

Website

It's not every week that you get all five members of the beat-combo on the same episode of a podcast (in fact it is possible that we were popping the 'ol podcast cherry, collectively speaking).

But then it isn't every week that we record the 250th episode of TCD!!

It made for an eventful recording process, and indeed a game of two halves, as we huddled around a single microphone in my hotel room in Utrecht to try and make this semiquincentennial episode something a bit special.

And do you know what? I think we might have managed it! Despite being “post-the-best-gig-in-living-memory” shattered, the boys brought their 'A' game to the table, and Ant (bless him) has put in an extra special effort to wrestle the edit into submission and sprinkle it with sparkles.

It's been a special project for me, one that so many of you have embraced and carried on your shoulders, and for that I will always be truly grateful.

Love'n'milestones

h

I had a rare old time in Poland last week, in fact it may well be the best h natural show I have played there. Despite a little apprehension on my part, it all went swimmingly, as you are about to hear as we discuss the gig and the set-list in some detail.

Of course the next few weeks are going to blur a bit, what with the upcoming Marillion Weekend in Utrecht, and then the run of solo shows that (by tradition) draw the curtain across my musical year. All of which I am looking forward to.

But that doesn't mean that in the midst of all this gigging activity, Ant and I don't have one last TCD trick up our sleeve before we sit expectantly around the fireplace waiting for the big fella.

And we will let you ponder on that, as you listen to this week's ramble.

Love’n’just the one chopstick.

h

TCD Merch Store

Become Purple and support the show

The Invisible Man Volume 1: 1991-1997

The Invisible Man Volume2: 1998-2014

Facebook

Instagram

Website

There are so many reasons why we don't do a video version of TCD (...sorry Lucy) but we got the sense that many of you didn't believe us.

So as Ant was round at ours anyway, and as Vibes was on hand to assist with production duties, we decided to tiptoe out 'till our feet only just reached the floor.

What that means is that you get a few mins of audio-only, before we will redirect you to the YT link so you can be hypnotised by the act of Christmas admin.

Huge thanks to my boy, who has slaved over this...

Sound'n'vision

h

Chapter 248 in all it's glory

TCD Merch Store

Become Purple and support the show

The Invisible Man Volume 1: 1991-1997

The Invisible Man Volume2: 1998-2014

Facebook

Instagram

Website

It’s a full on chapter of TCD this week (….sorry Lucy) with all the bells and whistles that are now synonymous with our artform.

Firstly we have a guest. The inimitable Lucy J. joins us, bringing with her that wonderful frisson, that you only get when a special personality has rocked up in your own backyard. And of course when Lucy J. is in the house, we get some insider goss, and this time it's all about Pompeii.

Secondly we have the ad-hoc drop-in (in this case twice) both as a preamble, and a post-title introduction. The bit where you have to listen a bit more closely, just to stay with the convo, because we have changed tack without giving you fair warning.

And finally there is the obligatory BLEEP, employed as a protection mechanism because I have invariably strayed into a cul-de-sac of rantiness, or indiscretion. Of course it's normally Ant who has manoeuvred me there, but just because he crosses them over I don't need to head them in.

Enjoy.

h x

TCD Merch Store

Become Purple and support the show

The Invisible Man Volume 1: 1991-1997

The Invisible Man Volume2: 1998-2014

Facebook

Instagram

Website