Italian Pinot Grigio is the order of the week for Bryn and Jaff, and they once again prove that their palates seem to be improving! There's tales of Marilyn Monroe, wigs made of half-digested noodles and some slightly predictable views on 'that' song by President....

Bryn brings three incredibly melancholic albums (one that even made him cry), but luckily Jaff finds himself raising the mood (and lowering the tone) with the latest release from Death Metal monsters 'Cumbeast"......as expected, hilarity ensues!!

This Weeks Releases

Steve Von Till - Alone In A World Of Wounds (24:50)

Neurot Recordings

https://stevevontill.bandcamp.com/album/alone-in-a-world-of-wounds

Full Of Hell - Broken Sword, Rotten Shield (45:07)

Closed Casket Activities

https://fullofhell.bandcamp.com/album/broken-sword-rotten-shield

Törsz - Menedék (59:28)

Pelagic

https://torzs.bandcamp.com/album/mened-k

Cumbeast - Fairytales Of Filth (01:14:31)

Morbid Generation

https://cumbeast.bandcamp.com/album/fairytales-of-filth

Nvage - Nvage EP (01:26:44)

Self

https://nvageband.bandcamp.com/album/self-titled

Ben Frost - Under Certain Light and Atmospheric Conditions (01:39:28)

Mute Artists

https://benfrost.bandcamp.com/album/under-certain-light-and-atmospheric-conditions

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Bryn and Jaff are back on the white wine this week, courtesy of a peachy Chenin Blanc from South Africa. The usual hilarity ensues (despite the rather serious musical choices) with their ramblings taking them from Victorian urinals to their favourite brand of tractor.....even leaving room for a glass-raising toast to the one and only, Lemmy Kilmister.

There are some seriously dark and thought-provoking records on offer this week, including a couple that could even be highlights of the year!! If you're of a nervous disposition then maybe give this one a miss.....actually, don't do that at all....fill up your glasses, press play, and bask in the lunacy!!

This Weeks Releases

Mütterlein - Amidst The Flames, May Our Organs Resound (22:36)

Debemur Morti

https://mutterlein.bandcamp.com/album/amidst-the-flames-may-our-organs-resound

Ghost Bath - Rose Thorn Necklace (39:13)

Nuclear Blast

https://ghostbath.bandcamp.com/album/rose-thorn-necklace

RIFFTREE - Wonky (59:44)

No Profit

https://rifftree.bandcamp.com/album/wonky

Abysmal Rites - Restoring The Primordial Order (01:10:44)

WormHoleDeath

https://abysmalritesband.bandcamp.com/album/restoring-the-primordial-order-album

Svarta Havet - Manen Ska Lysa Din Vag (01:20:38)

Prosthetic

https://abysmalritesband.bandcamp.com/album/restoring-the-primordial-order-album

The Sun's Journey Through The Night - Demo III (01:33:17)

Church Road

https://thesunsjourneythroughthenight.bandcamp.com/album/demo-iii

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This week Bryn and Jaff discover that Gary Barlow is quite the wine connoisseur and he's pulled an absolute blinder with his 'deliciously rich' South African Malbec.....shame about his lack of condom merchandise though!! The conversation drifts from Blood Incantation teaching strangers how to use a record player, Federico Albanese being an absolute legend and there's also a completely unexpected Donald Trump impression...

Music this week includes a mix of hardcore, blackened-death, punk, swamp-sludge and more.....it's quite the musical melting pot and you're guaranteed to find something you like!!

This Weeks Release

Don't Try - Cries of Domination EP (27:03)

Blood Blast

https://donttryqc.bandcamp.com/album/cries-of-domination

Hate - Bellum Regiis (41:23)

Metal Blade

https://hate.bandcamp.com/album/bellum-regiis

Propaghandi - At Peace (56:52)

Epitaph

https://propagandhi.bandcamp.com/album/at-peace

Frog Lord - Metamorphosis (01:16:10)

Self

https://froglord.bandcamp.com/album/metamorphosis

Solfatare - Asservis Par L'espoir (01:30:03)

Signal Rex

https://solfatare.bandcamp.com/album/asservis-par-l-espoir

Leper Colony - Those Of The Morbid (01:41:16)

Testimony

https://leper-colony.bandcamp.com/album/those-of-the-morbid

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This week, Bryn and Jaff throw the whole rulebook out the window and talk about eight albums (albeit only briefly for two of them), finish their wine halfway through the episode (luckily there is a always a bottle of back-up plonk on standby) and turn their (hugely under-qualified) hands to talking about Jazz...they'll definitely keep you on your toes this week.

From waiting for cheeseburgers that never materialise, inadvertently reviewing the colour of Bryns bottom, chewing on mouthfuls of sediment, and learning all about Jaffs Meshuggah Station.....it's another winding road of conversational madness! Oh, and if anyone finds Bryns little jazz shoes, please return them to him...his feet are getting cold...

This Weeks Releases

Ghost - Skeletá (14:30)

Loma Vista

https://ghost.bandcamp.com/album/skelet

Machine Head - UNATØNED (16:47)

Nuclear Blast

https://machinehead.bandcamp.com/album/unat-ned

Structure - Heritage (25:08)

Ardua Music

https://structure-doom.bandcamp.com/album/heritage

Billy Idol - Dream Into It (39:48)

Dark Horse

https://open.spotify.com/album/4Trti87I17wUxMIymbKcZG?si=Vz-313euR6qkxI0TwQiQ9g

Opia - I Welcome Thee, Eternal Sleep (57:05)

Hammerheart Records

https://open.spotify.com/album/2NO05QMCHRggsYnoepQ6Ws?si=JENWsq15TSCTdLem6vSchw

Jeff Goldblum and The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra - Still Blooming (01:12:40)

Decca Records

https://open.spotify.com/album/2TA9I5hYhwBJQ9JcDqCjbg?si=b2QnX3MPTkivm0r877EEIA

Inhuman Nature - Greater Than Death (01:30:30)

Church Road

https://inhumannature.bandcamp.com/album/greater-than-death

Wednesday 13 - Mid Death Crisis (01:42:24)

Napalm Records

https://wednesdaythirteen.bandcamp.com/album/mid-death-crisis

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Bryn and Jaff are off to France again this week, and they find a white wine that may be a chart-topper!! On their journey they come across Gene Simmons (who talks about himself for far too long), Ozzy Osbourne (who is powering through his endurance training....hopefully) and get their pronunciation corrected by a husky sounding Polish gentleman.

It's also one of the most eclectic episodes for music....there's a concerto that may or may not include boobies, some truly absurd nuggets of musical brilliance from The Concrete Boys and one of the most impressive debut albums in recent memory....

This Weeks Releases

SVNTH - Pink Noise Youth (23:36)

These hands Melt

https://svnth.bandcamp.com/album/pink-noise-youth

Ancient Death - Ego Dissolution (39:11)

Profound Lore

https://ancient-death.bandcamp.com/album/ego-dissolution

The Concrete Boys - Everything's Better Than You (52:13)

Crunchy Frog

https://ancient-death.bandcamp.com/album/ego-dissolution

Stewart Copeland - Wild Concerto (01:08:50)

Platoon

https://open.spotify.com/album/5fmbwfJup6DW8qqvWQgqlm?si=xI3n0ol6Qtm65mpLGyYR8A

Varnheim - VOID (01:21:28)

Godz Ov War

https://godzovwarproductions.bandcamp.com/album/void

Iron Lung - Adapting // Crawling (01:32:19)

Iron Lung Records

https://ironlungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/adapting-crawling-lungs-300

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Bryn and Jaff share a completely unremarkable Spanish Rioja....but enjoy it a lot!! They avoided eating fungus in Bristol, chatted about Timitus McJohn, clearly don't appreciate songs about baked beans and are baffled by the fact that Gary Numan and Gary Oldman are dangerously close to being the same age...whatever you do, don't mention The Boning Hall....

The soundtrack to the ramblings this week has been something exceptional!! Some absolutely brilliant releases from a hugely eclectic range of artists.

This weeks Releases

Blood Abscission - II (26:01)

(Debemur Morti)

https://bloodabscission.bandcamp.com/album/i-i

Church Of The Sea - Eva (39:35)

(These hands Melt)

https://churchofthesea.bandcamp.com/album/eva

Putrid Offal - Obliterated Life (54:27)

(Time To Kill)

https://putridoffal.bandcamp.com/album/obliterated-life

CBZK - Dybuctwo (01:02:32)

(Self)

https://cbzk.bandcamp.com/album/dybuctwo

Empire Of Dust - From Dust Till Dawn (01:12:53)

(Self)

https://empireofdust.bandcamp.com/album/from-dust-till-dawn

Messa - The Spin (01:22:44)

(Metal Blade)

https://messa.bandcamp.com/album/the-spin

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This week Bryn and Jaff go fishing off the coast of Western Australia with a wonderful bottle of merlot (shame about the crack). There's shiny noggins, a potential invitation to Saturday Kitchen and a dirty Pink (not Keith) Floyd....GO SLEEP!!

There's been a very eclectic bunch of albums out this week, from punk to blackened-doom and everything in between....and if that's not enough there's even a brief interlude for some shipping forecast.....you're in for a wild ride!!

This Weeks Releases

Dutch Nuggets - Fishbowl'd (23:44)

Thousand Island Records

https://dutchnuggets.bandcamp.com/album/fishbowld

Pigs x7 - Death Hilarious (39:35)

Rocket Recordings

https://pigspigspigspigspigspigspigs.bandcamp.com/album/death-hilarious

Yann Tiersen - Rathlin From A Distance / The Liquid Hour (56:12)

Everything's Calm

https://yann-tiersen.bandcamp.com/album/rathlin-from-a-distance-the-liquid-hour

Goetia - Otherworldly Agency (01:22:31)

Voice Of The Cielago

https://goetiadeath.bandcamp.com/album/otherworldly-agency

Mizmor x Hell - Alluvion (01:31:07)

Gilead Media

https://gileadmedia.bandcamp.com/album/alluvion

Benediction - Ravage Of Empires (01:46:56)

Nuclear Blast

https://benedictionofficial.bandcamp.com/album/ravage-of-empires

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This week Bryn and Jaff use their new-found wine knowledge to analyse a Chilean Pinot Noir....but have they actually learnt anything? Jaff tries to go to Belgium looking for electro-cicadas but repeatedly ends up in Scandinavia, Bryn has a revelation about simple maths and gets an unusually depressing Danish lesson, and for the first time they rate an album out of ten....for no discernible reason whatsoever.

The musical releases this week have been absolutely incredible. Covering genres from funeral-doom, shoe gaze, post-metal and many more....there's a lot to talk about so get yourself ready for a deep dive into these records!!

This Weeks Releases

Nortt - Dødssang (23:28)

(Avantgarde Music)

https://avantgardemusic.bandcamp.com/album/d-dssang

Amenra - De Toorn / With Fang and Claw (EP's) (38:00)

(Relapse Records)

https://amenra.bandcamp.com/

Telepathy - Transmissions (58:40)

(Pelagic Records)

https://telepathyband.bandcamp.com/album/transmissions

Industrial Puke - Alive to No Avail (01:13:38)

(Suicide Records)

https://suiciderecordsswe.bandcamp.com/album/alive-to-no-avail

Decrepisy - Deific Mourning (01:22:45)

(Carbonized Records)

https://decrepisy.bandcamp.com/album/deific-mourning

Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power (01:34:10)

(Roadrunner Records)

https://deafheavens.bandcamp.com/album/lonely-people-with-power

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