Ever wondered what it's like to navigate the whirlwind of an airport bar, rubbing shoulders with rock stars and sports legends? Malcolm joins us for a rollicking episode filled with unexpected twists, starting right off the bat with his spontaneous trip to Seattle. From the pungent aroma of weed at SeaTac to delectable bites at Nate's Chicken and Waffles, and cocktails with the Space Needle as the backdrop, Malcolm’s vivid storytelling transports you straight into his adventurous escapade.

Curious about the celebrities that frequent airport bars? Malcolm doesn’t hold back as he recounts his encounters with iconic bands like Black Sabbath and Pantera, not to mention an amusing run-in with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. But it's not all rock and roll; listen as he hilariously narrates an unexpected proposition at an Irish pub that ends in a comical dash for the door. The unpredictable nature of bar life at a bustling terminal never sounded more thrilling.

Bartending isn't always glamorous, and Malcolm gets real about the highs and lows of the job. From his early days and the camaraderie at an airport sports bar to a tense episode with law enforcement stemming from mistaken identity, his anecdotes are as diverse as they are entertaining. Add in tales of wrestlers, cannabis mishaps, and travelers’ antics, and you won't want to miss a minute. Malcolm’s contagious enthusiasm and knack for storytelling promises more exciting episodes ahead. Tune in and join the fun!

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Ever wondered what it's like to transition from flipping burgers to serving drinks in an airport bar right after 9/11? My brother James Brown joins us for a hilarious and eye-opening episode where he recounts his journey from working at McDonald’s to navigating the complex world of post-9/11 airport security as a bartender. From managing an unexpected surge in hot dog demand to cleverly handling a run-in with the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission, James gives us a candid look at the unique challenges and quirky moments that defined his early days behind the bar.

While the airport bar may seem like a mundane setting, it's anything but. We dive into celebrity encounters that range from the amusing antics of Steve-O in his converted van to the more frustrating demands of Emmett Smith and the prickly demeanor of Sean Penn. These stories offer a blend of humor and reality, highlighting the unpredictable nature of airport bar life. On a more serious note, we also touch on the critical issue of suicide awareness, urging listeners to engage in open conversations and support friends through tough times.

To wrap things up, we share some unforgettable stories from the airport restaurant scene. From the charisma of Jerry Jones to the down-to-earth interactions with sports legends like Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, and Peja Stojakovic, we explore the highs and lows of meeting these icons. Plus, you'll hear about the rollercoaster experiences of working in an airport restaurant, including a wild tale involving a manager named Breezy and the colorful character Muhammad. And let's not forget the importance of good relationships with first responders, perfectly illustrated by a friendly encounter with Officer Crabapple. This episode promises a mix of laughter, poignant reflections, and unforgettable airport bar tales.

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Pull up a stool and lend an ear, because today’s episode is brimming with tales you'd expect to overhear at a secluded airport bar. Ever wonder what it's like to serve a drink to the likes of Rob Lowe or share a silent nod with James Marsden? I've got the inside scoop on these starry encounters, plus some not-so-glinting moments, like Steve Harvey's early morning demands. We'll explore the intertwining of fame and humanity—where every pour and tip reveals a narrative etched in the glitz and grit of celebrity life.

The glamor isn't confined to the silver screen; sometimes it walks right into your day job. Imagine chatting with Clark Gregg about his Marvel adventures or Patrick Warburton's distinctive voice filling the room. This episode spins a yarn about these moments and more, including a quiet exchange with SNL's Andrew Dismukes and a hearty handshake from country star Pat Green. It's not just the brush with fame that lingers but the humility and warmth these figures exude amidst their travels.

Yet the life of an airport bartender isn't always garnished with star sightings. Today, I recount a sobering tale of excess and the shadow it casts over the glitzy encounters. We discuss the pitfalls of substance use, especially in the high-flying context of post-pandemic travel, and the impact it leaves on both the famous and the fans. So, settle in with your drink of choice, as we mix a cocktail of celebrity run-ins and life lessons learned beyond the bar top.

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