TTB302: Meat Market Exposure

The Two Bobs episode 302 for Monday, January 12, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Flying Buffalo Root Beer Float from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/QB4MXRobert nursed an Airing of Grievances from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/qe1VdFollow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your ex’s car and tell police it was you. We talked about the Lions and Packers, and the fact that the Bears still suck.This week’s CRAZY NEWS needs Greenland, for defensive purposes. Florida Man® took his clothes off, naturally, and robbed a meat market. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-arrested-robbing-meat-market-naked-b2891921.htmlAnother Florida Man®, while working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, attacked a Publix manager with the tripod from his donation kettle. It appears this one kept his clothes on. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/florida-steven-scott-pavlik-salvation-army-bell-ringer-attacks-publix-stuart-manager-in-martin-county/A Kentucky man watched his ex give birth, then stole her car from the hospital parking lot. https://townflex.com/man-watches-ex-give-birth-then-allegedly-drives-off-in-her-car-from-hospital/Yet another Florida Man® is suing Outback Steakhouse after a restroom toilet shattered beneath him. We were just as surprised as you were….that people still eat at Outback Steakhouse. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/12/26/central-florida-man-sues-outback-steakhouse-says-toilet-shattered-beneath-him/A recent—and totally legitimate—study found that 93% of murders are solved by the consulting the victim’s pet parrot. https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)