TODAY'S NEWS, January 27-28, 2026

IN POLITICAL NEWS 1) Everyone knew that was what this was about, or at least about in a significant way: Trump has linked the illegal criminal invader deportations in MN to the larger fraud investigations. Step three will be to link those financial frauds to voter fraud and purge MN of a million fraudsters. Accordingly, FBI Director Kash Patel said that the FBI is investigating MN DemoKKKrats' activist networks. They are accessories to a guy who wanted to kill ICE agents after all. These same fungalmaggots are running shadow operations to warn of the approach of ICE. 2) I told you this was how it would play out. The attempts by Frey-bread and the Prancing Gheyboy, Tampon Timmy, to "wall off" MN police and National Guard by having them wear different colored vests than the feds failed when they had to use force on the rioter venereal-rabbits. In a clash outside a hotel where ICE and Border Patrol were were staying, the locals had to use tear gas and actually make arrests. Why was this predictable? Because, metaphorically speaking, once the shooting starts there is no such thing as a neutral, and the evil commie anti-ICE crowd is determined to have violence. Oh, and speaking of the Border Patrol, all the panicans and doomspoogers were absolutely sure that returning Greg Bovino, head of Border Patrol (NOT ICE) to his station in El Centro, Kollyfornia, was a surrender. Jeez, the moronity! He was replaced by Tom Homan. Get it? A colonel, or at best, brigadier general (Bovino) was replaced by a three star general, Homan. Oh, and for all those lint-biscuits who said "Noem would be gone," President Trump is very happy with her. Same thing with these malevolent muttonmunchers on "our" side who keep saying Trump is backing off from deporting them all, Nope. Indeed, it is interesting that less than a day after the great datarepublican(r) on X posted thousands of fascist donor groups urging the insurrection and funding it, Tampon Timmy wanted to talk to Trump. 3) A fat, ugly, AWFUL Librarian (although in this case "affluent" should be replaced with "angry") was arrested and charged with recruiting people on line to assassinate President Trump. 4) The FBI executed a search warrant on Fulton Co., GA election offices. Here . . . we . . . go 5) This ridiculous walking anus, Amazing Zohran, is now offering so-called "free" child care for illegals. Of course, it's not free at all, paid for by whatever few people are left in New Kabul (NYC). An equally ridiculous and braindead zombie DemoKKKrat AG candidate in OH said he will "kill Donald Trump" by obtaining a conviction that includes capital punishment. These are the same people, folks, who picked the Arizona Cardinals or the New York Wright B Flyers to win the Super Bowl. 6) Turnabout is fair play, as a judge struck down VA's attempt to redistrict, saying the timeline is too short. If appealed, the state Supes are 4-3 R, though that doesn't necessarily mean a lot. Still, looks like we can add back about 2 more seats from redistricting to make it somewhere around 215-216 safe R with LA about to redistrict. Meanwhile, the GOP's Verne Buchanan (FL) announced he won't run again. This is a red district, but that is #31 GOP vs. 25 DemoKKKrats so far who are leaving. 7) Steve Schier of Carleton College has posted a map of the nation after the 2030 census leads to redistricting. Ds lose 11, Rs gain 11, This alone would almost give the GOP a lock on the presidency based on safe red states without flipping a single "battleground" or "contested" state, which is why I say J.D. Vance will win the 2028 race by between 320 and 340 EVs---BEFORE this occurs, but after this occurs, the DemoKKKrats are permanently finished as a national party. 8) As he continues to do, Trump moves so fast liberal tiddledigits can't begin to keep up. Now he has announced the feds will take over the Kollyfornia fire rebuild as the oleaginous and butyraceous Gruesome has done nothing. 9) TX governor Greg Abbott has suspended all H1B visa applications after accusations of fraud within the program surfaced. 10) Threats against ICE agents and their families are up 8,000% and DemoKKKrats want to prevent them from wearing masks. IN ILLEGAL CRIMINAL ALIEN NEWS 11) Rinse and repeat, because this is the pattern now for a year. Trump enacts a policy. A local magistrate or flatulence-producing robed spooge issues an order halting said policy. An appeals court of the Supes overturn said gas-emitter's ruling. This has been going on for almost 18 months. Basically all it is is a built in very temporary delay switch built into all of Trump's programs. Each will take a couple of months longer to take effect, but WILL TAKE EFFECT. Hence, an appeals court overruled a judge's order limiting ICE tactics. 12) The Feds have charged 87 with a massive "jackpotting" ATM scandal linked to the Tren de Arugula spoogenicks. IN CULTURAL NEWS 13) Twenty years later, the demonic-looking Algore sees his utterly false ...