Dave tries comedy therapy and becomes the talk of the grapevine, gets cold called by a comedy mentor and is further comedy coached by Ben.

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David gets a call which enables him to talk publicly about dogs with Brian, a prize is given, tears are shed and Ben Silversmith calls to offer Dave some Comedy Therapy.

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After eating one ton of Japanese rice, the rats launch an all out assault on Gill Convenience Store after a terrorist attack. Jagpesh and Dave are the only ones there to defend the onslaught, but it is only Wong who can save the day.

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Brian can't remember, an unwelcome leaving gift, 12 packs of butter and a driving mosque.

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Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer.

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Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again.

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Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession.

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